Madrid Jokes
23 madrid jokes and hilarious madrid puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about madrid that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Madrid Short Jokes
Short madrid jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The madrid humour may include short inn jokes also.
- My company got bought out by a Madrid based firm today. Everyone seemed surprised. Nobody expects the spanish Acquisition
- People are astonished when they see the tattoo that I got in Madrid Nobody expects the Spanish ink precision.
- After coming to work this morning, all of us were shocked to find out that our firm has been taken over by a company in Madrid. No one expects the Spanish acquisition.
- I was going to make a joke about the Spanish capital... ... maybe about their football team.
But what's the point? The Real Madrid joke will be in the comments. - I got a surprisingly big bonus from selling a hotel in Madrid Nobody expects the Spanish Inn Commission
- The MOMA announced that they were opening a new section in the museum for art from Madrid. Nobody expected the Spanish exhibition.
- I was surprised when my friend from Madrid wouldn't leave No one expects the Spanish Imposition
- When does a Liverpool supporter not beat his wife? When she's wearing a Real Madrid shirt.
- A body has been found at Real Madrid manager Zinedine Zidane's house, in what seems to have been a brutal attack. Police are saying it's m**... on Zidane's floor
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Madrid One Liners
Which madrid one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with madrid? I can suggest the ones about staff and authentic.
- The full time football result is in:
Real Madrid - 4... Surreal Madrid - fish - To all the people in Madrid that are hurting... I feel your Spain.
- Where will you always find a Dr. inside a Maid Madrid
- Anyone watch Real Madrid vs. Bayern Munich? 4-2nate ending for Madrid.
- What kind of dogs do you find in Madrid? A spaniel
- Thousands of Real Madrid fans are now Juventus fans !
- How was the traveler from Madrid greeted when he arrived in Hawaii? Holaloha!
- I heard that Salah is joining Madrid. Ramos twisted his arm.
- My wife is a doctor at a hotel in Madrid. Nobody expects the Spanish Inn Physician!
Happy Madrid Jokes for a Lighthearted Night with Friends
What funny jokes about madrid you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean cuisine jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make madrid pranks.
Caught the flu in Madrid on a business trip.
Whilst sniffling and coughing and rolling around in the hotel bed, I realised I needed medical attention, so I called the concierge to get help.
"Oh, so you're sick!" came the reply. "Not a problem, we'll send our very own hotel doctor up to your room right away!"
The doctor strolled into the room within seconds, and whilst I stuttered and tried to comprehend the situation, he gave me some medicine to ease the symptoms. When I finally stammered out "h...how does the hotel have their own doctor on call?", he simply shook his head and cracked a smile, and replied:
"Nobody expects the Spanish inn physician."
I caught the flu in Madrid.
While sniffling and coughing and rolling around in the hotel bed, I realized I needed medical attention, so I called the concierge to get help.
"Oh, so you're sick!" came the reply. "Not a problem, we'll send our very own hotel doctor up to your room right away!"
The doctor strolled into the room within seconds, and whilst I stuttered and tried to comprehend the situation, he gave me some medicine to ease the symptoms. When I finally stammered out "h...how does the hotel have their own doctor on call?", he simply shook his head and cracked a smile, and replied:
"Nobody expects the Spanish inn physician."
I got sick in a small hotel in Madrid.
I called to the front desk and they said they had a doctor on staff. After he made me feel better, I told him I was amazed such a small place had a doctor. He nodded and said: "No one expects te spanish inn physician. "
We did our company Christmas party online this year and my coworkers were surprised at my incredibly detailed tattoo. They refused to believe me when I told them it was done in Madrid, before the pandemic...
Nobody expected the Spanish ink precision...
A tourist in Madrid
A tourist hires a guide to show him around Madrid. He tells the guide, "If you don't mind, I'm trying to learn Spanish, so if I say something wrong, please correct me." The guide agrees, and they set off walking.
A fly happens to buzz by, and the tourist says, "Look at the *mosco*!" The guide corrects him, "No, señor, the word you want is *mosca*, a feminine noun."
The tourist watches the fly carefully for a few moments. Then he turns back to the guide and says, "You must have fantastic eyesight!"
Liverpool had so much going for them. Dominated the ball, constantly on the attack, great strategy to win the day. But no matter how often the were close a score seemed inevitable, Real Madrid defenders always seemed to be in the right place at the right time. It must actually be true what they say
Nobody expects the Spanish in position
I am a builder from Sioux Falls, and I was recently in Madrid at a local tavern, and couldn't believe the amount of code violations in their building practices. This led me to accept that they are their own culture and....
Nobody inspects the Spanish inn condition.
A daughter takes her new boyfriend home to meet her parents
Her dad asks, "so, what do you do?"
The boyfriend says, "Im training in Madrid as a goalie. I'm hoping to work my way into the first team next season!"
The dad winks at his daughter, nudges her on the arm and says, "watch out for this one, he's gonna be a real keeper"
