Madonna Jokes

Funniest Madonna Short Jokes

Short madonna jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The madonna humour may include short basis jokes also.

1. Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one. Michael J. fox has a small one. Madonna doesn't have one. The Pope has one but never uses. Donald Trump has one and uses it. What is it? A surname/last name
2. Just an innocent question Arnold Schwarzenegger has a long one, Brad Pitt's is short, Madonna does not have one, and the Pope doesn't use it.
   What is it?
   >!A last name.!<
3. A. Schwarzenegger has it long, Brad Pitt short, Madonna does not have it and the Pope does not use it. What is it? A surname.
4. Madonna is talking with the Spice Girls Says she wants to sponsor a reunion tour so long as she can join them. The girls agree to condition. They call her Old Spice.
5. What is blonde and brown blonde and brown blonde and brown?
   Answer. Madonna doing cartwheels.
   
6. Radio One has banned its djs from playing Madonna songs, saying that at 56 she is old and irrelevant. Yeah, at the BBC they only like them young.
7. Did you hear that Shakira and Madonna had a big fight? They're no longer on a first-name basis.
8. What do an angry conductor and a line of pop singers have in common? They're both Madonna train.
9. Bush has a short one. Gorbachev has a long one. Madonna does not have one. And a priest does not use his. What is it? A Last name.
10. I always pictured Madonna playing The Invisible Woman in those Fantastic Four films... ...she would've made a great Immaterial Girl.

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Madonna One Liners

Which madonna one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with madonna? I can suggest the ones about gaga and holiness.

1. What's Madonna's favorite sauce? Hollandaise. Celebrate.
2. Before she became Madonna, she was a pre-Madonna.
3. my friend asked what a primadonna... i replied "that's Madonna before Madonna".
4. I know Madonna, on a first name basis.
5. Madonna falling was wrong on so many levels. Well 2, the stage and the floor.
6. Im on a first name basis with Madonna, and Cher
7. What is Madonna's least favourite band? Get Cape. Wear Cape. Fly
8. What do you get when you s**... all of the Botox out of Madonna? Betty White.
9. What do you call an egotistical person born before 1958? Pre-Madonna.
10. What are Italian neckbeards' favorite vocalist? Madonna.

Ridiculous Madonna Jokes to Spark Fun and Laughter

What funny jokes about madonna you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make madonna pranks.