Madeleine Mccann Jokes

Funniest Madeleine Mccann Short Jokes

Short madeleine mccann jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The madeleine mccann humour may include short missing persons jokes also.

1. Frankie Boyle Madeleine mccann joke Yeah, I saw the McCanns on there and really wanted them to go, Could you round it up in the next few minutes, mate? We’ve left the kids over in Starbucks
2. That new Madeleine McCann documentary on Netflix was great and all... It just felt like there was something still missing...
3. Netflix: Are you still watching Madeleine McCann? Kate and Gerry: No we are out for dinner
4. What is the similarity between Madeleine McCann and a submarine? Both are at the bottom of the ocean and full of sea-men
5. What's the difference between news of the US elections and Madeleine McCann? News of the elections is getting old.
6. In a very strange and karmic turn of events... Madeleine McCann IS coming home and is on a boat as we speak!
7. I thought of a really good Madeleine McCann joke... The punchline seems to have gone missing though.

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Madeleine Mccann One Liners

Which madeleine mccann one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with madeleine mccann? I can suggest the ones about angelina jolie and child protection.

1. Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Madeleine McCann
2. What is pink and white and sits in the corner? Madeleine McCanns bicycle.
3. Ladies and Gentlemen... Madeleine McCann! World Hide and Seek Champion 2007!
4. *Disgusting* When playing Hide And Seek.. Use the Madeleine McCann technique.
5. Whats four years old, at the bottom of the ocean and full of sea men? Madeleine McCann

Comical Madeleine Mccann Jokes and Gems that Will Get You in Laughter Land

What funny jokes about madeleine mccann you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean mary poppins jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make madeleine mccann pranks.