Madeleine Jokes

Humoristic puns and funny pick up lines

That new Madeleine McCann documentary on Netflix was great and all...

It just felt like there was something still missing...

What's the difference between Madeleine Mccann and a submarine?

Nothing, now. They're both at the bottom of the ocean, full of seamen.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

Madeleine McCann

How do you call an armless assbowl with a hunchback ?

A madeleine

Netflix: Are you still watching Madeleine McCann?

Kate and Gerry: No we are out for dinner

What's the difference between news of the US elections and Madeleine McCann?

News of the elections is getting old.

What are the funniest madeleine jokes of all time?

Did you ever wanted to stand out with a good sense of humour joking about Madeleine? Well, here are the best Madeleine puns to laugh out loud. Crazy and funny Madeleine pick up lines to share with friends.

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