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A chicken.
Since she can't even beat an egg
Well, a dad joke meets yo momma joke and then they knock knock.
Apparently you're not allowed to nudge the nearest co-worker and say, "get a load of this guy" every time someone walks in.
That takes the number of girls i've made wet this year to -1
Me: (handing baby back to him) Bring me the one my wife made
I pulled out my iPhone and said, "That's nice, but look at what kids your age make in China!"
So I made her marry an old guy she's never met to secure an alliance with the French.
But then I thought about malaria in Africa and it all made sense.
It didn't help that she was still wearing them.
Or that his whole family was there.
That made the rest of his sister's funeral kind of awkward.
And who thought you could make the funeral for such a small child more awkward than it already was..
...within 10 minutes of getting him home he made a bolt for the door.
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but wouldn't it be kinda funny if dinosaurs made humans go extinct?
What's in the wardrobe?
Narnia business.
An oncologist!
...
I made this one up last night but I'm sure someone has thought of it before.
It had a bad driver!
**bows **
I'll show myself out.
So we made her marry a man she never met in order to secure a French alliance.
SEIZURE SALAD.
I peed
My mom answered "Who?"
"Your daughter"
courtesy of my 4 year old sister about 20 minutes ago
Because it had a bad driver!
*drops mic*
But Hitler made 6,000,000 jews toast
...could have been avoided completely if cowboy architects had just made their towns big enough for everyone...
They picked pizza. Then I made tacos because they don't live in a swing state.
as soon as I got him home, he made a bolt for the door.
Must be why I'm an only child
Thanks, Daylight Savings Time. I couldn't have done it without you.
But then I saw the next two letters.
Jesus could only feed 5000 people with 5 loaves and 2 fish. Hitler made 6,000,000 Jews toast.
Ohm-less
I don't know if it was because she was still wearing them or because the rest of the family was there. Either way it made the rest of the funeral very awkward.
I'm not to worried though, those suckers will never see me again.
Bear with me...
The man hands the baby back and responds, "Well, bring me the one my wife made."
I almost cried when I took the ring back, gave her back to her father, moonwalked out of the church, and went away, free.
Wow: I made it to front page! Thanks guys!
made a language entirely out of tattoos.
At the satisfactory.
Thanks, Daylight Savings Time!
They got really upset and started to cry.
Scratch is a stupid name for a cat anyway..
Plagiarism.
Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet.
He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and...with his odd diet...he suffered from bad breath.
This made him...
...a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
A Goodyear
People would wait days in line for a single piece
She needs to drag her finger across the words as she's reading street signs.
Note: I just made this up. However, please tell me if someone else has a similar one.
The other 15% made it home.
...with a really angry bear somewhere close by...
I hate it when my kid cries in the middle of the night
I made sure to fill her in
Kidnapper: [on phone] we have your son.
Wife: actually I'm holding my son.
Kidnapper: [getting frustrated] then who the heck just asked for chocolate milk with a straw and made us cut the crust off his PB&J?
Wife: oh god.
Kidnapper: what?
Wife. you have my husband.
Because he didn't want any advice on how to do it.
I heard he made a mint.
He sounds like the kind of guy who just won't take 'no' for an answer.
...The German doctor says: "That's nothing, in Germany we took part of a brain, put it in another man, and in 4 weeks he is looking for a job."
The Russian doctor says: "Gentlemen, we took half a heart from a man, put it in another's chest, and in 2 weeks he is looking for a job."
The American doctor laughs: "You are all behind us. A few months ago, we took a man with no brain, no heart, and no liver and made him President.
Now, the whole country is looking for a job!"
But so far I've made three jugs and a vase and they're lovely.
But that's comparing apples to oranges.
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Unfortunately it doesn't have a home page.
Because the greatest gifts are the ones your children made.
(inspired by u/lorenzomofo 's comment on a
r/nextfuckinglevel post)
The front page is now made up of over 90% recycled content
But so far I've made 3 jugs and a vase and they are lovely.
It was about a weak back.
A woman asked an Army General when the last time he had made love to a woman. The general replied "1956, ma'am." The woman, in disbelief said "1956?! That long? Come with me and let me make your night better." The woman and general went back to her apartment and made passionate love for over an hour. Afterwards, the woman cuddled up to the general and said "Well, you sure haven't forgotten anything since 1956..." The general looked at her, confused, and replied "I sure hope not, it's only 2130 now."
Just kidding, I made you smile :)
BAMBOOM!
Because he was born with a sense of porpoise.
Aretha Franklins
That was a blast from the past!
He responds "well give me the one my wife made."
He, out of breath: "I made it"
Judge: "No, you didn't"
He said uncle, uncle look what I made it's a telephone. He proceeded to show me two tin cans tied together with string.
I pulled out my iPhone and said: this is what kids your age make in China.
It's becoming a really popular wave function.
Until I walked in on him banging the maid.
But now, they have security cameras everywhere
[not my joke, I got it from somewhere just don't remember where, and it's provably unfunny but it made me laugh a lil]
They got together and made a joke years ago yet people are still laughing.
It's a gateau blaster.
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