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I heard he made a mint.
A chicken.
But that's comparing apples to oranges.
Since she can't even beat an egg
Well, a dad joke meets yo momma joke and then they knock knock.
Apparently you're not allowed to nudge the nearest co-worker and say, "get a load of this guy" every time someone walks in.
That takes the number of girls i've made wet this year to -1
Me: (handing baby back to him) Bring me the one my wife made
I pulled out my iPhone and said, "That's nice, but look at what kids your age make in China!"
So I made her marry an old guy she's never met to secure an alliance with the French.
But then I thought about malaria in Africa and it all made sense.
It didn't help that she was still wearing them.
Or that his whole family was there.
That made the rest of his sister's funeral kind of awkward.
And who thought you could make the funeral for such a small child more awkward than it already was..
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...within 10 minutes of getting him home he made a bolt for the door.
but wouldn't it be kinda funny if dinosaurs made humans go extinct?
made a language entirely out of tattoos.
Bear with me...
Because he didn't want any advice on how to do it.
I made sure to fill her in
Kidnapper: [on phone] we have your son.
Wife: actually I'm holding my son.
Kidnapper: [getting frustrated] then who the heck just asked for chocolate milk with a straw and made us cut the crust off his PB&J?
Wife: oh god.
Kidnapper: what?
Wife. you have my husband.
The man hands the baby back and responds, "Well, bring me the one my wife made."
I almost cried when I took the ring back, gave her back to her father, moonwalked out of the church, and went away, free.
Wow: I made it to front page! Thanks guys!
...The German doctor says: "That's nothing, in Germany we took part of a brain, put it in another man, and in 4 weeks he is looking for a job."
The Russian doctor says: "Gentlemen, we took half a heart from a man, put it in another's chest, and in 2 weeks he is looking for a job."
The American doctor laughs: "You are all behind us. A few months ago, we took a man with no brain, no heart, and no liver and made him President.
Now, the whole country is looking for a job!"
Must be why I'm an only child
She needs to drag her finger across the words as she's reading street signs.
Note: I just made this up. However, please tell me if someone else has a similar one.
Jesus could only feed 5000 people with 5 loaves and 2 fish. Hitler made 6,000,000 Jews toast.
Unfortunately it doesn't have a home page.
I hate it when my kid cries in the middle of the night
He sounds like the kind of guy who just won't take 'no' for an answer.
I'm not to worried though, those suckers will never see me again.
They picked pizza. Then I made tacos because they don't live in a swing state.
Thanks, Daylight Savings Time!
A Goodyear
I don't know if it was because she was still wearing them or because the rest of the family was there. Either way it made the rest of the funeral very awkward.
...could have been avoided completely if cowboy architects had just made their towns big enough for everyone...
Because it had a bad driver!
*drops mic*
But so far I've made three jugs and a vase and they're lovely.
But then I saw the next two letters.
...with a really angry bear somewhere close by...
It had a bad driver!
**bows **
I'll show myself out.
The other 15% made it home.
My mom answered "Who?"
"Your daughter"
courtesy of my 4 year old sister about 20 minutes ago
So we made her marry a man she never met in order to secure a French alliance.
SEIZURE SALAD.
I peed
They got really upset and started to cry.
Scratch is a stupid name for a cat anyway..
But Hitler made 6,000,000 jews toast
What's in the wardrobe?
Narnia business.
Plagiarism.
as soon as I got him home, he made a bolt for the door.
At the satisfactory.
Ohm-less
Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet.
He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and...with his odd diet...he suffered from bad breath.
This made him...
...a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
An oncologist!
...
I made this one up last night but I'm sure someone has thought of it before.
People would wait days in line for a single piece
Thanks, Daylight Savings Time. I couldn't have done it without you.
It's like, a metafive
PS I made this up myself and I'm really proud of it
Because it's made of hide.
Prism
(Note: I made this joke up. Sorry if this little note refracts from the humour.)
She says "I have a boyfriend", he says "I have a math test".
The girl says "What's that got to do with anything?", he replies "I thought we were just naming things we are going to cheat on."
How was he killed asked one detective. With a golf gun. Replied the second detective.
A golf gun? What's a golf gun?
I don't know, but it sure made a hole in Juan
A loco motive.
I made this one up several years ago and have never posted here 🙃
She'd be $.77 richer right now
The poor bartender was crushed to death.
He said it was the best trade he's ever made
It only made it more sluggish.
Linux servers, mostly.
Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.