Made In China Jokes
85 made in china jokes and hilarious made in china puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about made in china that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Made In China Short Jokes
Short made in china jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The made in china humour may include short china man jokes also.
- China has now banned any military personnel to use apple watches due to security reasons. One soldier says with tears in his eyes but but my daughter made it for me .
- Too soon for COVID jokes? COVID is like fashion…
We started hearing about it in Italy…
Became popular in LA and NYC…
Florida ignored it…
And it was all made in China in the end. - My wife recommended I do some light reading to relax at the end of the day... Not really relaxing, as my eyes are in pain, but I managed to make out, "60 Watts - Made in China."
- I think weekends are made in China They don't last very long, and they take forever to arrive.
- Everybody's so up in arms about Covid, but I see it as progress. Nothing else made in China has ever lasted this long.
- I've always wondered why china have such a high population. Today I found out, their Condoms are made in China!
- A son asked his dad where kids were made. The dad replied:
"Everything is made in China. Except kids. They are made from the VaChina." - Why do Chinese tourists get disappointed when they visit America? Because when they buy souvenirs they find out they were made in China.
- How do we know the corona virus wasn't made in China? Because we've had it for almost a year now and it's still working
- what did the british guy say when he discovered that tea was first made in china? real tea is often disappointing
repost because the first one had too many spelig misteks
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Made In China One Liners
Which made in china one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with made in china? I can suggest the ones about made in japan and china.
- What do you call a knight made entirely out of fine china? Sir Ramic.
- I met an Asian girl today with the last name of "China" It was her made-in name
- What are the most common 3 words used all around the world? Made in China.
- Do you know why iPhones have small "i"s? Cuz they made in China.
- Everything is made in China... Not babies though, theyre made made in VaChina
- The Great Wall of America... ...is gonna be made in China.
- Pretty much everything is made in China these days ...even my cough.
- I am deaf and I am not 100% American. My ears are made in China.
- Did you know !!! Made in china stickers are actually made in Korea !!
- People Say Everything is Made in China Expect You! You're made in VA-China!
- The German war effort was made in China Good at first but falls apart in the end
- This year was made in China It hasn't lasted very long
- You know what's not made in China? Clean air
- Question: In China... ...is everything "Made in China"?
- Why did China lose WW2? Because their weapons were made in China
Amusing & Witty Made In China Jokes for Laughter-Filled Fun
What funny jokes about made in china you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean bad chinese jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make made in china pranks.
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In the beginning, God created the heaven and the earth.
.. After that, everything else was made in China.
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In the beginning, God created the heaven and the earth.
.. After that, everything else was made in China.
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In the beginning, God created the heaven and the earth.
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After that, everything else was Made in China.
Underneath China it says "Made in Chuck Norris".
I don't know why people troll about China.
Last year I bought a watch made in China it still shows me correct time when I bought it.
My 7 year old nephew showed me with pride the "telephone" he had just made from a string and two tin cans...
I pulled out my iPhone and said, "That's nice, but look at what kids your age make in China!"
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An Englishman, a Frenchman, and an Italian are all on a plane.
All three are heading to China for 2 months for a business trip. The Frenchman and the Englishman start talking about the night before:
Englishman: "I'll have you know I made love to my wife 3 times and this morning she told me she adored me"
Frenchman: "Ha ha! That is very good my friend, however, I believe I have you beat; last night I made love to my wife 6 times and this morning she told me should would never love anyone else!"
The Englishman congratulates the Frenchman and then they look over at the Italian who hasn't said anything the whole flight.
Englishman: "How many times did you make love to your wife last night?"
Italian: "Once"
Frenchman: "Once? What did she say in the morning?"
Italian: "Don't stop"
An ancient Chinese story
Long ago in ancient China, the Wong brothers ruled 2 kingdoms, side by side. Life was well, until a neighboring kingdom decided to invade both the brother's domains. Citizens were killed and villages were burned to the ground.
Desperate, the brothers turned to magic. Meeting up, they devised a magical ceremony and went through with it. It was successful, and the enemies turn and ran while the destruction was reversed. Ecstatic, one brother had his transcript detail the ceremony, just in case they had to perform it again.
Why is this important?
It was the first time in recorded history that 2 Wongs made a rite.
Where are Chinese babies made?
In Va-china.
Hey guys. What's the most reassuring thing about the Riot Police presence in Hong Kong right now?
*Their guns are probably made in China.*
yuk yuk yuk
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What did they stamp on the Asian baby as he came out of his mother's w**...?
Made in Va-China.
Are there Patriots in China that demand all the goods they buy are 'Made in China'?
I lived in China for a long time, this was the only joke that I heard that made sense in English.
Xi went to Guangxi and spoke with the governor about the fine people of China.
The governor: Fine people...I don't know.
Xi: I will show you. Hey you! Come here! What do you do?
Farmer: I'm a farmer.
Xi: Let me ask you, if you had two houses, would you give one to the government?
Without hesitation the farmer says yes.. Xi turns to the governor who isn't convinced.
Xi asks: if you had two cars, would you give one to the government?
Immediate yes from the farmer. The governor asks if he may asks a question and Xi says, of course.
Governor: if you had two cows, would you give one to the government.
Farmer: No. Never. Please don't ask.
Xi is confused: But you'd give a house and car, why not a cow?
Farmer: I actually have two cows.
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Apple roared into the TV game with The Morning Show, a super drama about the importance of dignity and doing the right thing, made by a company that runs sweatshops in China. You say you’re woke, but the companies you work for, it’s unbelievable—Apple, Amazon, Disney. If ISIS started a streaming service, you’d call your agent.
America,India,Russia and China decided to make a rocket..
America build the engine ,India build the structure and russia made the Launch platform.China branded it. MADE IN CHINA.
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Costco is closed for the 4th of July
I can't understand why. Everything they sell is made in China.
What do cheaply made goods from China have in common with the food you first eat in the morning?
Both break fast (breakfast)
What's the difference between a regular product and a fancy one?
The regular one says "Made in China".
The fancy one says "Designed in the USA. Made in China."
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How do the Chinese trademark "hoaxes invented by the Chinese"?
"Made Up In China"
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Trump really does make everything overseas
He had his shirts made in Korea, his glasses made in China, and his Presidency made in Russia.
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In the beginning God made the heavens and the earth...
...and from that point on everything was made in China.
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A man went to China.
He hired a p**... to keep him company during the night, and when things got serious, she kept shouting a word in Chinese.
The next day, the man went to a golf course with a couple of business associates. They had a good afternoon until a person hit a hole in one. Everyone started shouting in excitement, and the man decided to join in, shouting the word he hears last night, thinking it was that of excitement.
Everyone turned to the man in silence. After a full minute of awkward silence, the one who made the shot asked "What do you mean, wrong hole?"
What the american patriots like the most?
The Stars and Stripes made in China
"If you get offended by any jokes today
feel free to Tweet your outrage on a phone, made by a 10 year old in China." - Frankie Boyle
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I can tell my new s**... toy was made in China.
She speaks Chinese.
Roommate wanted to know what to get her host family while she is abroad. I told her to get her something American...
She got them a fidget spinner made in China.
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God created the world
but everything else is made in China
I don't understand why people keep going after Trump for Russian ties
All of his ties are made in China, just look at the label!
What do Chinese parents tattoo on their children after they are born?
MADE IN CHINA.
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What if you flip over China?
If you flip over China its says made by Chuck Norris.
Is my girlfriend's Name European?
It says "Made in China, 100% Polyesterene, Do not Iron" I think its Swedish, I'm not sure.
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The large Chinese army would be a lot more intimidating....
....if their weapons weren't made in China.
(I really didn't know whether this belonged here or in shower thoughts)
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What to do when your child misbehaves.
Punish them by calling them "Made in China" for a week.
I'm always amazed when I see a label saying "Made in China"
How can so many large things be made inside China dishes?
Watch out for those St. Patrick's Day scammers
Just had a guy try to sell me a piece of stone he said was from Ireland and kissed by St Patrick. When I looked underneath it said 'Made in China.
Obviously a sham rock.
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You know why the coronavirus won't last long?
It was made in China.
A BOY TELLS HIS DAD CORONA WONT LAST LONG
The dad asks why and the boy replies it's made in china.
Made in China
Two old guys sitting in a park, says the one:
"Look, i got a new hearing aid, very cheap becaus it's made in China"
The other says:
"Amazing, how much did you pay?"
"Yesterday...",
I don't buy from Amazon because of the slavery it promotes
\- typed from a keyboard made in China
A couple of good covid jokes I've heard
1. I dont know anything about Coronavirus other than if you have it; you get an undeniable urge to go the airport.
2. By the point most of the world has been exposed to covid 19, but the people in Wuhan got it right of the bat.
3. You know why I think coronavirus wont last for more than a year.
WHY?
coz it's made in China.
4. I dont think anyone saw a worldwide pandemic happening this year. I guess most people don't have 2020 vision.
I threw a boomerang 5 years ago
Today, I live in constant fear.
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Wait a minute, I can relax. It was made in china! Its not coming back!
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Every thing is made in China apart from babies.
They are made in Vachina.
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How do we know that the COVID virus wasn't made in China?
Because it has been 3 years and it's still working
Thailand was having troubles trading with China.
China refused to accept Thailand's official currency, (the Baht) but the Thais noticed that China had no problem trading in South Korean Won.
So they made a plan to buy 3.2 trillion Won from Korea and use it as an official currency for international trade exchanges.
Unfortunately, it turns out that China will not recognize Thai Won.
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In the beginning, God created Earth.
Everything else was made in China.
