Mad Scientist Jokes
32 mad scientist jokes and hilarious mad scientist puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about mad scientist that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Mad Scientist Short Jokes
Short mad scientist jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The mad scientist humour may include short madman jokes also.
- I'm a scientist who's researching b**... between humans and dogs… If you'd like more details, I'll be in my lab…
- In his quest to gain more power, the mad scientist extended his hours at the lab. This is after he discovered that power is work overtime.
- People say Elon Musk is a mad scientist. Do you think he relates to Dr. Jekyll? Because I've always heard he benefited from having a part Hyde.
- Why did the mad scientist deliberately create a huge fire tornado? Some people just want to watch the whirled burn.
- Just watched a movie where a mad scientist rigs a DeLorean to time travel and he paints everything purple, it's called... "Back to the Fuschia"
- So, the mad scientist duo finally succeeded And the universe was destroyed by a pair o' docs
- Why wouldn't a mad scientist destroy the world? A mad scientist would never destroy the world.
...Half the world maybe. That would be enough to have a control group. - how do you tell the difference between a psychiatrist and an evil mad scientist? you can't! you're clinically insane!
- A mad scientist.... A mad scientist cut my feet off and replaced them with those of a grizzly bear. I now
Have unnatural paws - I just got a new job working for a mad scientist. I think I only got the job because of the curve in my back, but it's just a hunch.
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Mad Scientist One Liners
Which mad scientist one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with mad scientist? I can suggest the ones about doctor strange and bad doctor.
- Scientist recently linked a disease to women acting like a Karen. It's mad cow disease.
- What was Tesla after Edison stole his ideas? A Mad Scientist
- Why does work get scientists mad? Because it's mass times acceleration times distance.
- what do you call a mad scientist? An engine who's seen a hospital.
- What disease does a mad scientist have? boffin spongiform encephalopathy
- What did the d**... say to the chemist when he dropped his beaker? U mad scientist?
- Why was the scientist mad? He couldn't get funding for his global d**... research.
Mad Scientist Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about mad scientist you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean scientist and engineer jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make mad scientist pranks.
What's the difference between a mad engineer and a mad scientist?
The mad engineer builds an efficient, well-desined death ray and destroys the world in one blow.
The mad scientist builds his death ray and divides the world into three randomised groups: an experimental group to be killed, a control group to be spared and a group that is told they are dead to account for the placebo effect.
I work as a spy for the US government.
One of my more deadly assignments involved going after a mad scientist in Italy. I was having dinner with one of my contacts over some delicious cheesy rigatoni. Then, out of nowhere, I was hit by a shrink ray and tossed into my food with the sound of evil laughter. Fraught by the perils of steaming hot carbs around me, I knew that for now, escape would have to be my mission.
Mission in pasta bowl.
Villager 1: Flee for your lives! The mad scientist in the castle turned a tiny lizard into a monster that's destroying everything in its path!
Villager 2: Meh, why bother. We're doomed from the gecko.
What happened when the mad scientist fused two animals together on his safari?
*shrugs* "Elephrhino!"
My girlfriend slapped me when she got this joke, so I figured it was good enough for reddit
Anyone know any good jokes about a mad scientist?
I work at a art studio and a group of scientist booked one of our adult classes & i thought it would be fun to start the class with a science related joke. So give me your best best shot
Did you hear about the mad scientist who was paid to make a monster?
It was the bribe of Frankenstein.
Why did the mad scientist stitch the three left-wing politicians together?
He was trying to make a right-wing one.
A mad scientist walks into a bar..
..carrying 3 glass jars.
He puts the jars on the bar and says to the barman, "I have created life! Here, I have 3 jars, one containing Ice, one containing Water, and one containing Steam. They are all alive!".
The barman laughs and says, "ok, prove it then".
The mad scientist says, "They can't read, write or speak, yet, but they can understand jokes."
The barman, thinking this guy is a total nut job, plays along. "Alright then, let me tell them a joke!".
The barman tells a reasonably funny joke, and miraculously laughter can be heard coming from the ice and water jars.
"Oh my god!" Says the barman. "They are alive!"
"Yes, I told you, I have created life!" says the mad scientist.
"Ok" says the barman, "but why didn't the steam laugh? Did it not like my joke?"
"Oh" says the mad scientist, "that's not a laughing matter."