Mad Cow Jokes
54 mad cow jokes and hilarious mad cow puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about mad cow that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Mad Cow Short Jokes
Short mad cow jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The mad cow humour may include short ground beef cow jokes also.
- A pair of cows were talking in the field. One says, Have you heard about the mad cow disease that's going around? Yeah, the other cow says. Makes me glad I'm a penguin.
- Two cows on a hill. One cow ask the other, have you herd of the mad cow disease? The other cow says, yeah, but why do I care? I'm a helicopter!
- 2 Cows in a feild.. one says "what do you think of that mad cow disease?" The other replies "I dunno, it doesn't effect me, I'm a duck"
- Why is Pre-Menstrual Syndrome called Pre-Menstrual Syndrome? Mad Cow Disease was already taken
- 2 cows were standing in a field One cow asks the other "Arent you afraid of getting Mad Cow Disease?"
And the other cow replies "Why should I? Im a helicopter" - Two cows are standing around talking... "Hey, have you been following the news? All this mad cow disease going around is scary!"
"Yeah! thank god we're elephants." - what is the difference between a sad ghost and an angry cow? one boos sadly the other moos madly
- Two cows are standing in a field. The first cow says, "hey, I'm really worried about this mad cow disease going around". The second cow says, "I don't care, I'm a submarine!".
- Cow land Two cows are standing in a field.
One says to the other "Are you worried about Mad Cow Disease?"
The other one says "No, It doesn't worry me, I'm a horse!" - Cow 1: Hey are you worried about getting mad cow disease? Cow 2: Why would I.. I'm an airplane?
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Mad Cow One Liners
Which mad cow one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with mad cow? I can suggest the ones about holy cow and bovine cow.
- Why is menopause called menopause? Because mad cow disease was taken
- What's it like milking a crazy cow? Udder madness.
- Did you hear the one about mad cow disease? Ahhh, never mind. You won't get it.
- Did you hear about the mad cow disease outbreak? It was udder pandemonium
- What did the mad cow say to the other cow? You don't want beef with me
- Why was the name "P.M.S." chosen ?
Because "Mad Cow Disease" was already taken... - I use to have mad cow Disease But I'm alright Nooooooooooooooooooow.
- Why was the mother cow mad at father cow? Because she had beef with him.
- Scientist recently linked a disease to women acting like a Karen. It's mad cow disease.
- What happens when a bull gets the Mad cow disease? He does some weird b**....
Mad Cow Disease Jokes
Here is a list of funny mad cow disease jokes and even better mad cow disease puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Mad Cow Disease has been found to be transmitted to calves when being breastfed It's udder insanity
- Two cows met... and one said "Are you afraid of mad cow disease?".
"Why would I? I'm a helicopter!". - What do you get when you cross a white cow with mad cow disease and a grizzly bear? A bi-polar bear.
Mad Cow Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about mad cow you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean farmer cow jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make mad cow pranks.
A Texan, a Russian and a New Yorker go to a restaurant in London.
The waiter tells them, "Excuse me if you were going to order the steak, I'm afraid there's a shortage due to the mad cow disease."
The Texan says, "What's a shortage?"
The Russian says, "What's a steak?"
The New Yorker says, "What's 'excuse me'?"
What about the mad cow?
A man and his wife arrive from a business trip and
go to his favorite steakhouse unaware of the mad cow outbreak in his town. The waiter sits them and says, "Our special today is duck or shrimp."
The man replies, "I want a T-bone steak medium well."
The waiter, a bit miffed continues, "What about the mad cow?"
The man looks at the waiter and says, "She can order for herself."
Mad Cow Disease
There are two cows out in the pasture, watching as the farmer takes a prize bull behind the barn to shoot it.
The first cow looks at the second one and says "Can't believe Joe came down with mad cow disease. Are you scared we might get it too?"
The second cow looks at the first cow with a puzzled look and says "Why should I be scared? We're ducks."
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Appropriate since both my sister and girlfriend are on their time of the month
Why is a period called p**...?
Because mad cow disease was already taken.
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A husband and wife went out to dinner
A husband and wife went out to dinner. They settled in a nice steak restaurant and begin ordering. The man told the waiter, "I would like a regular sirloin steak." The waiter asks, "and the doneness?" The man says, " I would like it b**...-rare." The concerned waiter asks, "what about Mad-Cow?" The man replies, "Oh, she can order for herself."
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What's the difference between BSE and p**...?
One is mad cow disease and the other has something to do with beef.
On another peaceful hill, stand two cows, the first cows turns chewing her cud to the second cow and says, " I say, does this mad cow malarkey worry you at all". The second cow turns to the first, swallows his cud and says...
"Nah, it don't worry us tractors"
Two cows are talking to each other while grazing....
The first cow says
"Hey I heard there's a case of mad cow disease going around, are you worried?"
The second cow looks at the first and says
"Why should I be worried? I'm a squirrel."
JUST Jokes::MAD COW CONCERN::
A husband and wife go to a restaurant. The waiter approaches the table to take their order.
"I'll have your biggest, juiciest steak," says the husband.
"But sir, what about the mad cow?" asks the waiter.
"Oh," says the husband, "she'll order for herself."
Two cow talking in a field
The first one ask :
"aren't you afraid about this terrible disease from the neighbor's farm called" mad cow" ? "
The second one looked at her, surprised, and answered :
" I don't care... I'm a rabbit"
My wife and visiting mother-in-law got mad at me when my son looked at the turkey and said....
"Dad. Where's the fat cow you said we would be serving for dinner?".
Texan, Russian and New Yorker walk into a restaurant
A Texan, a Russian and a New Yorker go to a restaurant in London.
The waiter tells them, "Excuse me -- if you were going to order the steak, I'm afraid there's a shortage due to the mad cow disease."
The Texan says, "What's a shortage?"
The Russian says, "What's a steak?"
The New Yorker says, "What's 'excuse me'?"
Two cows are standing in a field...
One turns to the other and says, "have you heard about mad cow disease? Apparently, it makes cows completely lose their minds."
The second says, "oh. Weird."
The first says, "well aren't you worried?"
The other says, "why would I be worried? I'm a helicopter."
Two cows are standing in a field.
*The first cow says*: did you hear about that "mad cow disease" that's going around? That sounds pretty terrible.
*The second cow says*: yeah, it does. Good thing us chickens don't have to worry about that!
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Hey you wanna know why they call it p**...?
Because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.
I'm sorry you can thank my mom for that joke
Bill and Hillary Clinton are eating dinner in a town where there has been a recent outbreak of Mad Cow disease.
When the waiter comes to take their order, Bill asks for a steak.
But sir, what about the Mad Cow? the waiter asks, concerned.
Don't worry, Bill replies, she'll order for herself.
(Last one for the night) - Two cows are standing in a field. The first cow turns and says "Hey have you heard about the mad cow disease going around?" and the second cow responds...
"No, luckily I'm a helicopter."
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A highly successful blonde business woman was headed west
She was on her way to a work conference, driving through Arkansas.
As she's cruising along she comes across a farm and out in the middle of the field is a blonde in a rowboat, surrounded by cows, rowing like mad and going nowhere.
She's p**.... She pulls over and jumps out of her car, runs up to the fence, and begins shouting.
"I don't know who the h**... you are, but you're giving all of us blondes a bad name. If I could swim, I'd come over there and kick your a**...!"