The Best 11 Macs Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Macs jokes. There are some macs mac jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these macs desktop puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Macs Jokes and Puns

Why do Macs run hotter than PCs?

Because they don't have Windows.

If Mac users care more about the environment more than Windows users

Then why do Macs have a trash can and Windows has a recycling bin?

On the subject of Macs and viruses...

I was just having a conversation with someone who is about to buy a Mac.

I was against it and an argument started.

I said there were too few people supporting the Mac.

He responded, "When was the last time you heard of a virus on a Mac?"

And I said "See, even people who write viruses don't support Macs."

Macs joke, On the subject of Macs and viruses...

Why do Jehovah's Witnesses use Macs?

They prefer to not have windows.

[For those that don't get it, their churches, called "Kingdom Halls", frequently are built without windows. The official reason given is to avoid vandalism but the real reason is usually secrecy. Generally if the group builds a church it won't have windows. Source: my ex-wife was a former member]

What do Microsoft and Burger King have in common?

They both hate big Macs.


What does apple and McDonald's have in common?

Their Macs suck

Considering how popular Macs are

It's remarkable how PC we have to be

Macs joke, Considering how popular Macs are

I was so excited when I heard that they had turned Guess Who in to a computer game, but they only released it for Macs

They couldn't make a PC version

Why don't they use Macs/iPads in hospitals?

Because using an Apple a day keeps the doctors away.

Apple and Nike collaboration

Apparently apple and Nike are doing a trainer collab.

New shoes will be called Nike Air Macs.

A sexist, a racist and the president walk into a McDonalds.

The cashier says: "2 Big Macs, 2 Filet-O-Fishes and a large chocolate shake Mr. Trump?"

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