Macs Jokes
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Short macs jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The macs humour may include short mac and cheese jokes also.
- What do you call a mac 'n' cheese that gets all up in your face? Too close for comfort food!
- Why did the top bun and bottom bun of the Big Mac get in a fight? There was bad beef between them
- I bought a GPS and one of the voices on it is "fleetwood Mac". So I started using it, but it just keeps telling me to go my own way.
- Russian POW calls home: 'Mum, I've been captured'. Mum: 'Where are you?'
POW: 'Ukraine.'
Mum: 'Can you get us a Big Mac?' - If Mac users care more about the environment more than Windows users Then why do Macs have a trash can and Windows has a recycling bin?
- Today I Ate a Big Mac I am not gonna brag about it but the people in Apple were pretty terrified
- If there's one thing we can learn from Mac Miller... It's how to get out of attending your ex's wedding
- if it wasn't love, why does my heart ache so much whenever i see her? I asked myself as i went to order my 3rd big mac
- I met the man who invented the Big Mac today… He was much smaller and less appealing than he looked in his photos…
- I found a hammer behind McDonalds that I use to smash coins with I nicknamed it Big Mac but it's really more of a Quarter Pounder.
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Macs One Liners
Which macs one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with macs? I can suggest the ones about windows and apple and big mac.
- Congrats Mac Miller! 1 week sober!
- Why do Macs run hotter than PCs? Because they don't have Windows.
- What type of computer does Ronald mcdonald use? A big mac
- Why did Steve Jobs eat all the cookies? Mac users have no CTRL
- Why does joe Biden use a Mac? Because apparently he doesn't want you to have windows.
- What do you call a burger that merged with a laptop? *A big mac*
- once you use mac you never go back. there's literally no escape
- What did Kris Kross order at McDonald's? A Biggity, Biggity, Biggity Mac.
- Today I decided to upgrade my Mac... ...so I threw a big slice of cheese on it.
- My mac has a factory defect. I've been using for 3 years and it still works.
- We regret getting a Mac instead of a Dell. We could have had it all.
- Why does the rabbi prefer windows to Mac? Because windows has a built-in snipping tool.
- If a Mac user If a Mac user sees a crime being committed, does she become an iWitness?
- Say what you want about Windows but you can't jump out of a Mac
- How is a Mac like a Queen's guard? They're both run by Unix.
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On the subject of Macs and viruses...
I was just having a conversation with someone who is about to buy a Mac.
I was against it and an argument started.
I said there were too few people supporting the Mac.
He responded, "When was the last time you heard of a virus on a Mac?"
And I said "See, even people who write viruses don't support Macs."
Why do Jehovah's Witnesses use Macs?
They prefer to not have windows.
[For those that don't get it, their churches, called "Kingdom Halls", frequently are built without windows. The official reason given is to avoid vandalism but the real reason is usually secrecy. Generally if the group builds a church it won't have windows. Source: my ex-wife was a former member]
Putin declares all Russian government computers must be Macs
Rumor has it that he's scared to go near Windows.
What do Microsoft and Burger King have in common?
They both hate big Macs.
What does apple and McDonald's have in common?
Their Macs s**...
Considering how popular Macs are
It's remarkable how PC we have to be
I was so excited when I heard that they had turned Guess Who in to a computer game, but they only released it for Macs
They couldn't make a PC version
Why don't they use Macs/iPads in hospitals?
Because using an Apple a day keeps the doctors away.
Apple and Nike collaboration
Apparently apple and Nike are doing a trainer collab.
New shoes will be called Nike Air Macs.
