The Best 9 Macron Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Macron jokes. There are some macron duterte jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these macron tsar puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Macron Jokes and Puns

Emmanuel Macron meets Putin and tells him...

"You lack freedom in Russia. In Paris, anyone can walk in the street and shout 'Macron is an idiot!', and nobody will touch them."

Putin gives him a basilisk stare and slowly says:
"In Moscow, anyone can walk in the street and shout 'Macron is an idiot!', and nobody will touch them, either."

The pen is mightier than the sword

but it can't defeat Macron.

Now that Macron has won in France and Merkel heads Germany...

they shall be known by their celebrity couple name: Mackerel.

Macron joke, Now that Macron has won in France and Merkel heads Germany...

What's the difference between Trump and Macron?

One can speak English fluently and the other is the US President.

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President Macron, Theresa May and Angela Merkel meet for a summit at the North Sea.

Gazing over the water, May says, "We have a submarine that can stay underwater for 10 days."  Macron responds, "That's nothing, our submarines can stay underwater for 30 days!"  Merkel looks quite ashamed and shies away, when suddenly a U-Boot surfaces, the hatch opens and the commander looks out: "Heil Hitler, we need Diesel!"


What do you get when the new French President visits Wisconsin?

Macron and cheese.

French president Emmanuel Macron is bringing back national service for their armed forces.

French teenagers aren't too worried though. How hard can waving a little white flag actually be?

Macron joke, French president Emmanuel Macron is bringing back national service for their armed forces.

Macron and Mohammed bin Salman meet for tea

Macron: "I collect jokes people post about me"

Bin Salman: "That's funny, I collect people who post jokes about me"

PoliticsI have a list of politicians I don't like. I'm thinking about adding Macron and Merkel

*May* as well

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the macron inaugural jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working macron kek piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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