The Best 4 Mackerel Jokes

Following is our collection of Mackerel jokes which are very funny. There are some mackerel roe jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these mackerel castanets puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Mackerel Jokes and Puns

Now that Macron has won in France and Merkel heads Germany...

they shall be known by their celebrity couple name: Mackerel.

Five pounds.

A young woman walks towards a fishmongers stall. She approaches him and says

Woman: I nee five pounds o makkel.

Fishmonger: what was that hon? I couldnt understand you.

Woman: makkel. Five pounds.

Fishmonger: I'm sorry I still didnt catch that.

The woman is visibly frustrated and sticks her hands into her pants, pulling her fingers out and under the man's nose.

Fishmonger: HOLY MACKEREL!

Woman: Five pounds.

What do Ohio and Mackerels have in common?

Nothing!

Ohio is the only state in the United States that's name shares no letters with the word mackerel.

Why did the fisherman catch the Mackerel and then let it go?

Cause he's all about that Bass, bout that Bass.... No Mackerel.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the mackerel plaice jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working mackerel gob piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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