The Best 10 Mack Jokes
Following is our collection of funniest Mack jokes. There are some mack fitzgerald jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these mack xzibit puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Funny Mack Jokes and Puns
A short poem about women's underwear...
> Rose's are red,
Violet's are blue,
Heather's are green.
~Lee Mack
A black man starts work on a construction site in Liverpool.
The other workers nickname him "Wog".
Feeling upset by this, the black man goes to speak with the foreman. The foreman laughs and tells him, "But we all have nicknames. We've got Mick and Paddy, they're Irish. Wac from Liverpool. And Mack from Scotland".
The black man was still not happy, so the foreman shouted at his men, "Mick, Mack, Paddy, Wac leave the Wog alone!"
I remember the last thing my nan said to me before she died.
"What are you doing here with that hammer?" (Lee Mack)
I was laying in bed with a hangover
It's awful when your cock's so big it won't stay in the bed.
-lee Mack
What's Mitt Romney's favorite make of vehicle?
A Mack truck, because it already has a little dog on top.
what kind of computer did Texas Longhorn coaches use to store their plays
a mack book
Why did a female semi truck driver bought a MACK truck
Because she likes to get Mack.
When will Macklemore evolve into Macklemost?
What kinda truck does a duck drive?
A mack mack mack mack.
My time-travelling uncle died.
RIP Robert Mack, 1968-1834
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