The Best 11 Macho Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Macho jokes. There are some macho rambo jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these macho male puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Macho Jokes and Puns

Small, skinny man is sitting in a pub...

There is a beer in front of him. A macho, muscular man enters the pub, taps him on the shoulder and drinks his beer! The skinny man starts crying. The big man:

\- Oh, stop crying, baby. That's just one beer...

The small man:

\- Okay, listen! Today my wife left me, my bank account is empty, my house is empty! I even got fired from my job. I didn't want to live anymore, so i tried to kill myself. I lay down on the rails - they changed the train route! i tried to hang myself - the rope broke! I tried to shoot myself - the gun broke! And now, i'm buying a beer with my last money, i'm pouring poison inside and you're drinking it!

Little kid ask His dad: daddy what is MACHO?

Dad:
its a person who is in charge, makes desicions, gives orders and everyone around obeys those orders.
Kid:
When I grow up I want to be a real macho just like Mom.

I told my doctor I had a case of Macho Madness. He asked, Really? I said

#OH YEAH!!!!

Macho joke, I told my doctor I had a case of Macho Madness. He asked,  Really?  I said

What's the definition of macho?

Jogging home from your vasectomy.

I am a macho man, i always say the final words while argueing with my wife!

"Yes honey you are right"
"As you wish"
"Ok we can go to your family on thanksgiving no problem"
"I'm on it"


What does a macho ask his date when he has an erectile dysfunction?

"Does this happen often to you?"

What's Macho Man Randy Savage's favourite capital city?

Skopje!!

Macho joke, What's Macho Man Randy Savage's favourite capital city?

What does the macho say to her when he doesn't get a hard-on?

Does this happen to you often?

What do you call a queue with John Cena, The Rock and Macho Man in it?

A *punch*line.

What does a macho say to his girl when he fails to get an erection?

Does that happen to you often?

What evokes the most hatred from a group of insecure macho men?

Caitlyn Jenner, because she's a far superior athlete to almost every man on the planet.

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Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the macho manhood jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working macho conventions piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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