Machinist Jokes
6 machinist jokes and hilarious machinist puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about machinist that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Why do machinists leave so quickly after s**...?
They just screw, nut, and bolt
An engineer and a machinist are tasked with drilling a hole into a the deck of a ship.
They arrive on site, the engineer confirms the position of the hole, the machinist starts drilling. Before they reach the required depth, oil starts spewing out the flutes of the drill bit -- they've drilled into the oil tank.
"How're we gonna explain this to the boss?" -- asks the machinist.
"Look, buddy, I have no idea what *we* are gonna do, but what *I'm* gonna do is move that hole 5 inches to the left on the blueprint."
(warning machinist humor). Did you hear about the guy that applied for a job running a lathe?
They turned him down.
How did Christian Bale get so skinny for "The Machinist"?
He's a methhead actor.
Grown-ups fooled us by making us think we would be superheroes on adulthood
Firefighter, Broker, Waterboy, Machinist, Driller, Embalmer, Goldsmith, Hydrologist, Lifeguard, Naturopath
What's a machinists favorite song?
Turn Down for What!
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