The Best 6 Machinist Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Machinist jokes. There are some machinist beginner jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these machinist executives puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Machinist Jokes and Puns

Why do machinists leave so quickly after sex?

They just screw, nut, and bolt

(warning machinist humor). Did you hear about the guy that applied for a job running a lathe?

They turned him down.

How did Christian Bale get so skinny for "The Machinist"?

He's a methhead actor.

What's a machinists favorite song?

Turn Down for What!

Grown-ups fooled us by making us think we would be superheroes on adulthood

Firefighter, Broker, Waterboy, Machinist, Driller, Embalmer, Goldsmith, Hydrologist, Lifeguard, Naturopath


I'm a machinist....

Because engineers need heroes too.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the machinist corp jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working machinist admissions piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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