JokoJokes

Machine Learning Jokes

13 machine learning jokes and hilarious machine learning puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about machine learning that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Funniest Machine Learning Short Jokes

Short machine learning jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The machine learning humour may include short artificial intelligence jokes also.

  1. A machine learning algorithm walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What would you like to drink?"
    The algorithm replies, "What's everyone else having?"
  2. I learned recently that people aren't hospitable to water dispensing machines... Just let that sink in.
  3. A machine learning algorithm walks into a bar. The waiter asks: "What'll you have?", the algorithm responds: "What everyone else is having."
  4. A machine learning algorithm walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What will you have?"
    The algorithm says, "what's everyone else having?"
  5. What does a Machine Learning specialist and a Fashion Designer have in common? They both specialize in curve-fitting
  6. Did you hear about the blonde who tried the Dr. Scholls footmapping machine? She was disappointed to learn she'd gained 300 pounds.
  7. How did the Machine Learning professor pick which of his undergrads to have s**... with? He used a Naive Babe Classifier.
    ... Sorry for the nerd joke; I'll show myself out.

Share These Machine Learning Jokes With Friends




Machine Learning One Liners

Which machine learning one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with machine learning? I can suggest the ones about machine and machine operator.

  1. When you use machine learning to analyze the news.... You're training a CNN CNN.
  2. I finally learned how coin minting machines work It all makes cents now.

Machine Learning joke, I finally learned how coin minting machines work

Rib-Tickling Machine Learning Jokes that Bring Friends Together

What funny jokes about machine learning you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean computer science jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make machine learning pranks.

Interviewer : What's your biggest strength?

Me : I'm good at Machine Learning
Interviewer : Okay, what's 21+17
Me : It's 5
Interviewer : Not even close. It's 38
Me : It's 20
Interviewer : I said it's 38
Me : It's 35
Interviewer : It's still 38....
Me : It's 38
Interviewer : Hired!

Two pirates

Two pirates have just finished developing a machine with the ability to think and learn.
The first pirate says, "This is amazing! You should come up with a name for this."
The second pirate says, "AI, captain!"

A physicist tries betting on horse races

The physicist could not get any job, so he decided to bet on horse races to make a living. He did intensive experimentation, and used state of the art machine learning algorithms to gain more insight. After filling many notebooks and accumulating a very large amount of data, he exclaims "I have the solution, but it works only in the case of spherical horses of uniform density applying a uniform force in a closed system and a vacuum."

A Machine Learning algorithm walks into a bar.

200 times.
>!But on the 201st iteration it managed to path around it. !<
>!On the 202nd iteration it became the bartender and all the other bartenders were fired. !<

A machine learning algorithm walks into a bar.

A machine learning algorithm walks into a bar.
The bartender ask, What will you be having today?
The algorithm responds, What's everyone else having?

Machine Learning joke, How did the Machine Learning professor pick which of his undergrads to have s**... with?