The Best 11 Machine Learning Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Machine Learning jokes. There are some machine learning jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these machine learning puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Machine Learning Jokes and Puns

A machine learning algorithm walks into a bar.

The bartender asks, "What would you like to drink?"

The algorithm replies, "What's everyone else having?"

Interviewer : What's your biggest strength?

Me : I'm good at Machine Learning

Interviewer : Okay, what's 21+17

Me : It's 5

Interviewer : Not even close. It's 38

Me : It's 20

Interviewer : I said it's 38

Me : It's 35

Interviewer : It's still 38....

Me : It's 38

Interviewer : Hired!

I learned recently that people aren't hospitable to water dispensing machines...

Just let that sink in.

Machine Learning joke, I learned recently that people aren't hospitable to water dispensing machines...

A machine learning algorithm walks into a bar.

The waiter asks: "What'll you have?", the algorithm responds: "What everyone else is having."

A machine learning algorithm walks into a bar.

A machine learning algorithm walks into a bar.

The bartender ask, What will you be having today?
The algorithm responds, What's everyone else having?


How did the Machine Learning professor pick which of his undergrads to have sex with?

He used a Naive Babe Classifier.

... Sorry for the nerd joke; I'll show myself out.

I finally learned how coin minting machines work

It all makes cents now.

Machine Learning joke, I finally learned how coin minting machines work

What does a Machine Learning specialist and a Fashion Designer have in common?

They both specialize in curve-fitting

A machine learning algorithm walks into a bar.

The bartender says, "What will you have?"
The algorithm says, "what's everyone else having?"

When you use machine learning to analyze the news....

You're training a CNN CNN.

Did you hear about the blonde who tried the Dr. Scholls footmapping machine?

She was disappointed to learn she'd gained 300 pounds.

You can explore machine learning reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean machine learning dad jokes. There are also machine learning puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the machine learning jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working machine learning piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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