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What machine should I use at the gym to impress girls?
The ATM
Saw a new machine at the gym, but could only use it for 20mins before it made me sick
It was great... it had M&M's, Skittles, you name it!
Did you ever notice that black people...
...are the same as white people. - Joe Machi
Once I had a machine that made counterfeit pennies.
I regret it now, but it made a lot of cents at the time.
There was a new machine at the gym today.
I had to stop using it after an hour as i felt sick, but it was worth it got through 4 kit kats 2 cherry cokes and 2 packets of crisps.
New machine at the gym.
They installed a new machine at my gym today, I managed to do 2 hours on it.
They do all sorts. Snickers, Kit-kats, Mars bars, you name it...
I just saw Ex Machina...
I thought it was supposed to be about AI, and not just about women.
How did the Machine Learning professor pick which of his undergrads to have s**... with?
He used a Naive Babe Classifier.
... Sorry for the nerd joke; I'll show myself out.
New machine at the gym
There is a new machine at the gym. It's truly awesome! I almost puked after an hour, it really has it all.
Cookies, chocolate bars, chips, sodas.
What's the best machine to impress women at the gym?
The ATM
There was a new machine at the gym...
After using it for 30 minutes, I felt sick. Maybe I bought too many chocolate bars...
I was going to use the new machine in the gym
But I found out it only sold protein bars
There is a new machine for testing your s**... count at home
Maybe I could use it to check my daughter's saliva sample
There's a new machine at my gym.
I used it, but after an hour I started feeling sick...
It's got Snickers, cheetos, Peanuts... Everything!
The new machine in the gym is great!
It has Chex Mix, Oreos, Snickers, everything!
What's a machinists favorite song?
Turn Down for What!
What's the best machine at the gym?
The vending machine.
When you use machine learning to analyze the news....
You're training a CNN CNN.
A machine learning algorithm walks into a bar.
The bartender asks, "What would you like to drink?"
The algorithm replies, "What's everyone else having?"
A machine learning algorithm walks into a bar.
The bartender says, "What will you have?"
The algorithm says, "what's everyone else having?"
A machine learning algorithm walks into a bar.
A machine learning algorithm walks into a bar.
The bartender ask, What will you be having today?
The algorithm responds, What's everyone else having?
So I went through a machine which trades the years you have left for loose pennies.
Changed my life.
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Machi One Liners
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- Did you ever notice that black people... ...are the same as white people. - Joe Machi
