The Best 37 Machi Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Machi jokes. There are some machi penis jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these machi made puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Machi Jokes and Puns

What machine should I use at the gym to impress girls?

The ATM

Saw a new machine at the gym, but could only use it for 20mins before it made me sick

It was great... it had M&M's, Skittles, you name it!

Did you ever notice that black people...

...are the same as white people. - Joe Machi

Machi joke, Did you ever notice that black people...

Once I had a machine that made counterfeit pennies.

I regret it now, but it made a lot of cents at the time.

There was a new machine at the gym today.

I had to stop using it after an hour as i felt sick, but it was worth it got through 4 kit kats 2 cherry cokes and 2 packets of crisps.


New machine at the gym.

They installed a new machine at my gym today, I managed to do 2 hours on it.

They do all sorts. Snickers, Kit-kats, Mars bars, you name it...

I just saw Ex Machina...

I thought it was supposed to be about AI, and not just about women.

Machi joke, I just saw Ex Machina...

How did the Machine Learning professor pick which of his undergrads to have sex with?

He used a Naive Babe Classifier.

... Sorry for the nerd joke; I'll show myself out.

New machine at the gym

There is a new machine at the gym. It's truly awesome! I almost puked after an hour, it really has it all.

Cookies, chocolate bars, chips, sodas.

What's the best machine to impress women at the gym?

The ATM

There was a new machine at the gym...

After using it for 30 minutes, I felt sick. Maybe I bought too many chocolate bars...

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I was going to use the new machine in the gym

But I found out it only sold protein bars

There is a new machine for testing your sperm count at home

Maybe I could use it to check my daughter's saliva sample

There's a new machine at my gym.

I used it, but after an hour I started feeling sick...

It's got Snickers, cheetos, Peanuts... Everything!

I'm a machinist....

Because engineers need heroes too.

What machine do you need to make a girl fall in love with you ?

An ATM machine

Machi joke, What machine do you need to make a girl fall in love with you ?

The new machine in the gym is great!

It has Chex Mix, Oreos, Snickers, everything!

What's a machinists favorite song?

Turn Down for What!

What's the best machine at the gym?

The vending machine.


When you use machine learning to analyze the news....

You're training a CNN CNN.

A machine learning algorithm walks into a bar.

The bartender asks, "What would you like to drink?"

The algorithm replies, "What's everyone else having?"

A machine learning algorithm walks into a bar.

The bartender says, "What will you have?"
The algorithm says, "what's everyone else having?"

A machine learning algorithm walks into a bar.

A machine learning algorithm walks into a bar.

The bartender ask, What will you be having today?
The algorithm responds, What's everyone else having?

So I went through a machine which trades the years you have left for loose pennies.

Changed my life.

A machine learning algorithm walks into a bar.

The waiter asks: "What'll you have?", the algorithm responds: "What everyone else is having."

There's a new machine at my gym. Used it for an hour and felt sick.

It's really good though, does everything! Kit Kats, Snickers, Milky Ways. The lot.

What does a Machine Learning specialist and a Fashion Designer have in common?

They both specialize in curve-fitting

The new machine at the gym is my favourite...

It has snicker, skittles, kit kats and twix

There's a new machine at the gym, it does absolutely everything

Soft drinks, potato chips, chocolate cookies and candy

Why do machinists leave so quickly after sex?

They just screw, nut, and bolt

Some of the machinery and conveyor belts started to collapse and break inside the vinegar factory.

Some of the machinery and conveyor belts started to collapse and break inside the vinegar factory.

It was the biggest maltdown they had ever ever experienced

Every machine is a smoke machine...

If you operate it wrong enough.

Which machine is the worst and best at what it does?

A vacuum... It just sucks

Machiavelli once said, "It is better to be feared than loved"

And that, your honor, is why I killed our dog in front of my children.

Among all the machines, the pulley is the most egotistical.

It's always at the centre of a tension.

The machine we use to weigh heavy machinery broke today and we had to call in specialists from all over the world to fix it

It was a large scale operation

The machine at the coin factory stopped working..

It doesn't make any cents!

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