The Best 7 Machete Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Machete jokes. There are some machete goal jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these machete roquefort puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Machete Jokes and Puns

Machetes are extremely tech savvy

They can hack anything.

Getting the girl isn't as easy as they make it look in the movies.

They don't trip as often, and when you do catch up they get the machete away from you. :\

How do you end beef with someone?

With the assistance of your friend, use a machete to chop the cow into pieces.

What does a Scottish swordsman call his poo?


There was a Machete accident on the set of Spy Kids 5

now starring Tranny Trejo

Beware of killers with a machete.

They can get away with it.

Did you hear about the guy who claimed he caught the world-record carp with a machete?

Turns out, he hacked the scales.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the machete alanis jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working machete commercials piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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