Mach Jokes
47 mach jokes and hilarious mach puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about mach that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Mach Short Jokes
Short mach jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The mach humour may include short chine jokes also.
- My kid told me he broke the sound barrier on his bike today. But it was just a mock mach joke.
- Did you hear about the guy who makes paper mache globes? It's a boring tedious job, but at least he gets to see the world.
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Mach One Liners
Which mach one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with mach? I can suggest the ones about maker and mess.
- Have you heard about Ford's new electric coffee car? It's the Mach-E Auto.
- My friend kept repeating everything I did at the speed of sound... He was Mach-ing me
- What do you call a paper mache horse on a playing record? A spiñata
- Jimmy Kimmel, Justin Beiber and The Burger King walk into a boxing mach...
Quirky and Hilarious Mach Jokes to Let the Chuckles Begin.
What funny jokes about mach you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean charm jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make mach pranks.
What machine should I use at the gym to impress girls?
The ATM
Saw a new machine at the gym, but could only use it for 20mins before it made me sick
It was great... it had M&M's, Skittles, you name it!
Once I had a machine that made counterfeit pennies.
I regret it now, but it made a lot of cents at the time.
There used to be a machine in the mall to tell if a person is in a good shape or not by measuring weight and height.
My wife asked me one day:If we two do the measurement as a whole, what do you think the machine will respond? I said: Well, if it says "you are fat", it means you are too fat. If it says "you are thin", it means I am too thin. My wife asked: How are about if it comes up with "you are perfect"? I told her: it means I am too thin and you are too fat.
There was a new machine at the gym today.
I had to stop using it after an hour as i felt sick, but it was worth it got through 4 kit kats 2 cherry cokes and 2 packets of crisps.
What comes after Machu Pichu?
Machu Pikachu.
I just saw Ex Machina...
I thought it was supposed to be about AI, and not just about women.
machines in a casino
do you know which machine is the most likely to pay out?
The ATM
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How did the Machine Learning professor pick which of his undergrads to have s**... with?
He used a Naive Babe Classifier.
... Sorry for the nerd joke; I'll show myself out.
I was going to use the new machine in the gym
But I found out it only sold protein bars
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There is a new machine for testing your s**... count at home
Maybe I could use it to check my daughter's saliva sample
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What's Macho Man r**... Savage's favourite capital city?
Skopje!!
I'm a machinist....
Because engineers need heroes too.
What machine do you need to make a girl fall in love with you ?
An ATM machine
What's a machinists favorite song?
Turn Down for What!
When you use machine learning to analyze the news....
You're training a CNN CNN.
Machetes are extremely tech savvy
They can hack anything.
A machine learning algorithm walks into a bar.
The bartender asks, "What would you like to drink?"
The algorithm replies, "What's everyone else having?"
Why is Machamp the strongest Pokémon?
So I went through a machine which trades the years you have left for loose pennies.
Changed my life.
There's a new machine at my gym. Used it for an hour and felt sick.
It's really good though, does everything! Kit Kats, Snickers, Milky Ways. The lot.
The machine poured me a diet coke with no caffeine in it.
That was just soda pressing.
What does a Machine Learning specialist and a Fashion Designer have in common?
They both specialize in curve-fitting
The machines have already started replacing us men
Just look at chaturbate
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Was macht Frau in Haus von andere Mann?
f**...
I am a macho man, i always say the final words while argueing with my wife!
"Yes honey you are right"
"As you wish"
"Ok we can go to your family on thanksgiving no problem"
"I'm on it"
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There was a Machete accident on the set of Spy Kids 5
now starring t**... Trejo
They say stealth planes make your radar signature smaller, so you show up to the radar just like a small bird
"Sir, we think we've spotted a pigeon on the radar screen."
"Well what's unusual about that?"
"Well the pigeon is flying at about mach 2."
What does a macho ask his date when he has an erectile dysfunction?
"Does this happen often to you?"
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Why do machinists leave so quickly after s**...?
They just screw, nut, and bolt
Some of the machinery and conveyor belts started to collapse and break inside the vinegar factory.
Some of the machinery and conveyor belts started to collapse and break inside the vinegar factory.
It was the biggest maltdown they had ever ever experienced
Every machine is a smoke machine...
If you operate it wrong enough.
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Which machine is the worst and best at what it does?
A vacuum... It just s**...
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Machiavelli once said, "It is better to be feared than loved"
And that, your honor, is why I killed our dog in front of my children.
Among all the machines, the pulley is the most egotistical.
It's always at the centre of a tension.
The machine we use to weigh heavy machinery broke today and we had to call in specialists from all over the world to fix it
It was a large scale operation
The machine at the coin factory stopped working..
It doesn't make any cents!
Q. Why won't Ex Machina still be a popular movie in twenty years?
A. The robots wont let us watch it.
Why did the machine stop working?
Because it's power button got depressed
My Machamp just spent the whole day lifting weights.
You should see his forearms.
A Machine Learning algorithm walks into a bar.
200 times.
>!But on the 201st iteration it managed to path around it. !<
>!On the 202nd iteration it became the bartender and all the other bartenders were fired. !<
