Mach Jokes
48 mach jokes and hilarious mach puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about mach that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Mach Short Jokes
Short mach jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The mach humour may include short chine jokes also.
- My kid told me he broke the sound barrier on his bike today. But it was just a mock mach joke.
- Did you hear about the guy who makes paper mache globes? It's a boring tedious job, but at least he gets to see the world.
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Mach One Liners
Which mach one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with mach? I can suggest the ones about maker and mess.
- Have you heard about Ford's new electric coffee car? It's the Mach-E Auto.
- My friend kept repeating everything I did at the speed of sound... He was Mach-ing me
- What do you call a paper mache horse on a playing record? A spiñata
- Jimmy Kimmel, Justin Beiber and The Burger King walk into a boxing mach...
- How fast do fat people run? Mach Donalds.
Quirky and Hilarious Mach Jokes to Let the Chuckles Begin.
What funny jokes about mach you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean charm jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make mach pranks.
What machine should I use at the gym to impress girls?
The ATM
Saw a new machine at the gym, but could only use it for 20mins before it made me sick
It was great... it had M&M's, Skittles, you name it!
Once I had a machine that made counterfeit pennies.
I regret it now, but it made a lot of cents at the time.
There was a new machine at the gym today.
I had to stop using it after an hour as i felt sick, but it was worth it got through 4 kit kats 2 cherry cokes and 2 packets of crisps.
New machine at the gym.
They installed a new machine at my gym today, I managed to do 2 hours on it.
They do all sorts. Snickers, Kit-kats, Mars bars, you name it...
How did the Machine Learning professor pick which of his undergrads to have s**... with?
He used a Naive Babe Classifier.
... Sorry for the nerd joke; I'll show myself out.
New machine at the gym
There is a new machine at the gym. It's truly awesome! I almost puked after an hour, it really has it all.
Cookies, chocolate bars, chips, sodas.
What's the best machine to impress women at the gym?
The ATM
There was a new machine at the gym...
After using it for 30 minutes, I felt sick. Maybe I bought too many chocolate bars...
I was going to use the new machine in the gym
But I found out it only sold protein bars
What's Macho Man r**... Savage's favourite capital city?
Skopje!!
There's a new machine at my gym.
I used it, but after an hour I started feeling sick...
It's got Snickers, cheetos, Peanuts... Everything!
What machine do you need to make a girl fall in love with you ?
An ATM machine
The new machine in the gym is great!
It has Chex Mix, Oreos, Snickers, everything!
What's a machinists favorite song?
Turn Down for What!
What's the best machine at the gym?
The vending machine.
When you use machine learning to analyze the news....
You're training a CNN CNN.
Machetes are extremely tech savvy
They can hack anything.
A machine learning algorithm walks into a bar.
The bartender asks, "What would you like to drink?"
The algorithm replies, "What's everyone else having?"
A machine learning algorithm walks into a bar.
The bartender says, "What will you have?"
The algorithm says, "what's everyone else having?"
A machine learning algorithm walks into a bar.
A machine learning algorithm walks into a bar.
The bartender ask, What will you be having today?
The algorithm responds, What's everyone else having?
So I went through a machine which trades the years you have left for loose pennies.
Changed my life.
A machine learning algorithm walks into a bar.
The waiter asks: "What'll you have?", the algorithm responds: "What everyone else is having."
There's a new machine at my gym. Used it for an hour and felt sick.
It's really good though, does everything! Kit Kats, Snickers, Milky Ways. The lot.
What does a Machine Learning specialist and a Fashion Designer have in common?
They both specialize in curve-fitting
I am a macho man, i always say the final words while argueing with my wife!
"Yes honey you are right"
"As you wish"
"Ok we can go to your family on thanksgiving no problem"
"I'm on it"
There was a Machete accident on the set of Spy Kids 5
now starring t**... Trejo
They say stealth planes make your radar signature smaller, so you show up to the radar just like a small bird
"Sir, we think we've spotted a pigeon on the radar screen."
"Well what's unusual about that?"
"Well the pigeon is flying at about mach 2."
What does a macho ask his date when he has an erectile dysfunction?
"Does this happen often to you?"
There's a new machine at the gym, it does absolutely everything
Soft drinks, potato chips, chocolate cookies and candy
Why do machinists leave so quickly after s**...?
They just screw, nut, and bolt
Some of the machinery and conveyor belts started to collapse and break inside the vinegar factory.
Some of the machinery and conveyor belts started to collapse and break inside the vinegar factory.
It was the biggest maltdown they had ever ever experienced
Every machine is a smoke machine...
If you operate it wrong enough.
Which machine is the worst and best at what it does?
A vacuum... It just s**...
Machiavelli once said, "It is better to be feared than loved"
And that, your honor, is why I killed our dog in front of my children.
Among all the machines, the pulley is the most egotistical.
It's always at the centre of a tension.
The machine we use to weigh heavy machinery broke today and we had to call in specialists from all over the world to fix it
It was a large scale operation
The machine at the coin factory stopped working..
It doesn't make any cents!
Q. Why won't Ex Machina still be a popular movie in twenty years?
A. The robots wont let us watch it.
Why did the machine stop working?
Because it's power button got depressed
My Machamp just spent the whole day lifting weights.
You should see his forearms.
A Machine Learning algorithm walks into a bar.
200 times.
>!But on the 201st iteration it managed to path around it. !<
>!On the 202nd iteration it became the bartender and all the other bartenders were fired. !<
