Mace Jokes
34 mace jokes and hilarious mace puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about mace that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Discover the funniest Mace Jokes you can find! From Mace Windu and his baton or Mace pepper spray, we've got all the jokes you need. Get ready to laugh out loud with these hilarious jokes!
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Funniest Mace Short Jokes
Short mace jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The mace humour may include short maul jokes also.
- The other night I went out on a blind date Well it didn't start out that way, she had mace.
- Homer Simpsons in Star wars They should had casted Homer Simpsons for a roll in Star Wars.
He could had been Mace Wind'oh
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Mace One Liners
Which mace one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with mace? I can suggest the ones about pepper spray and baton.
- How did Mace die? He fell out the Windu.
- Why does Mace Windu hate Microsoft? He's had bad experiences with Windows.
- What's the first thing a trucker does after getting laid? Cleans the mace from his eyes.
- Today I went to the protest The protesters aren't going to mace themselves
- Why is mace an assault When it's really a pepper
- A knight walks into a bar The barman says "Why the long mace?"
- What do you call an Indian Jedi? Mace Hindu.
- When Mace Windu fell...
- The death of Mace Windu in Revenge of the Sith
- Star Wars should cast an Indian actor to play Mace Hindu.
- What would Mace Windu's window cleaner company be called? Clean Windu
- So I picked up this girl the other day..... then she maced my face.
- Why do black people cry during s**...? Because of the mace.
- Why do most black men's eyes appear bloodshot after s**...? Mace.
- Why does Mike Tyson cry during s**...? He's got mace in his eyes.
Cheerful Mace Jokes for Unforgettable Laughter with Friends!
What funny jokes about mace you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean macs jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make mace pranks.
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I thought I had an std because my eyes started burning every time I had s**....
Then I realized it was just the mace.
Why are Macedonians so good at CoD?
Because they know Skopje.
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I understand now why I cry after s**...
It's the Mace.
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Whenever I have s**..., my eyes water and I find it hard to breathe...
The doctor says its the mace.
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Went to the doctor
I told him everytime I have s**... I cry.
He explained it's from the mace.
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What do Jedi masters drink?
Mace windu will have a whiskey,
Yoda prefers a neat v**...,
And qui-gon, gin.
