The Best 24 Macdonald Jokes

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Old Macdonald...

...spelled "redirection" without any consonants.

I just accepted a senior management position on the old MacDonald farm

I'm the CIEIO

I have ADHD and have troubles getting to sleep. Doctor recommended counting sheep...

1 sheep. 2 sheep. 3 sheep. Cow. Duck. Horse. *Old MacDonald had a farm* and bingo was his name-o!

Macdonald joke, I have ADHD and have troubles getting to sleep. Doctor recommended counting sheep...


Matthew goes into a confessional box and says "Bless me father for I have sinned, I have been with a loose woman."

The Priest says "is that you Matthew?"

"Yes father, it is I."

"Who was the woman you were with?"

"I cannot tell you for I do not wish to sully her reputation."

The priest asks "Was it Brenda O'Malley?"

"No father."

"Was it Fiona MacDonald?"

"No father."

"Was it Ann Brown?"

"No father, I cannot tell you."

The priest says "I admire your perseverance but you must atone for your sins. Your penance will be five Our Fathers and four Hail Marys."

Matthew goes back to his pew and his buddy Sean slides over and asks "What did you get?" Matthew replies "I got five Our Fathers, four Hail Marys and three good leads."

I feel bad for the homeless guy

"I feel bad for the homeless guy, but I feel really bad the homeless guy's dog, because he must be thinking 'Man, this is the longest walk ever"

-Norm Macdonald

When Mary had a little lamb, The doctor was surprised.

But when Old MacDonald had a farm, The doctor nearly died.

ADHD & Sleep Problems. Funny That You Asked!!

I have ADHD and have troubles getting to sleep. Doctor recommended counting sheep...

1 sheep. 2 sheep. 3 sheep. Cow. Duck. Horse. \*Old MacDonald had a farm\* and bingo was his name-o!

Macdonald joke, ADHD & Sleep Problems. Funny That You Asked!!

I saw a pig, a cow, and a horse.

I told my wife, Those look like some of your relatives.

She replied, Yeah, my in-laws!

(Source: Norm MacDonald)

Isn't it crazy every planet is named after a Greek God except for earth?

It's just named after that stuff on the ground.

(Norm MacDonald)

Old MacDonald was dyslexic


Old MacDonald had a very bad Scrabble hand...


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Classic joke from Norm MacDonald: I quit smoking and nothing much is different. Except I can taste my food. I went to a friend's place for dinner and I was like... What's this zingy, zangy thing you're serving me here? Never tasted anything so zingy and zangy.

... A boiled potato, eh? Huh.

Old MacDonald had a toy store...


The other day I tell my wife, "when I look into the mirror I only see an old fat man, I need you to make me feel better about myself."

She says "you have perfect eyesight." - Norm MacDonald

Old MacDonald was dyslexic


An American, an Australian and an Irishman are all on a quiz show...

The host asks; "Old MacDonald had a what, and then spell it for me."

The American says; "Old MacDonald had a ranch, R-A-N-C-H," he was incorrect.

The Australian buzzes in and answers; "Old MacDonald had a property, P-R-O-P-E-R-T-Y," he was incorrect.

The Irishman thinks for a a little and finally answers, "Old MacDonald had a farm, E-I-E-I-O,"

Macdonald joke, An American, an Australian and an Irishman are all on a quiz show...

Elon Musk sort of copied an idea from someone.

Old MacDonald named his kid E I E I O.

The set-up is that this is a Jewish joke:

Two gentiles meet on the street.

One says, "How's business?"

The other says, "Great!"

[Told by Jerry Seinfeld on "Norm MacDonald Live"]

ID is a funny abbreviation.

The I stands for I and D strands for dentification.

-Norm Macdonald

How do you know a Scottish man is a MacDonald?

You stick your hand up their kilt and you feel a quarter pounder

hes a MacDonald

When I was a child, they told me that The Children Are Our Future

Then I grew up, and now they're saying it's actually these new children.

I know a Ponzi scheme when I see one.

*-Norm Macdonald*

Old Mac-Donald had a dress...

with a muumuu here and a muumuu there...

Regarding the war on terror

Fighting it in the Middle East seems a little crazy. I would've started with our nation's haunted houses.

*credit Norm Macdonald. Or at least one of his interns.

Old MacDonald has became the owner of a bunch of new farms......

He has now became the CEIEIO

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