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My ten-year-old daughter came up with this at dinner tonight: What do you get if put a copy of Macbeth on top of a dictionary?

A play on words.

MacBeth meets the three witches on the marsh.

''Hail MacBeth. For a fee we will predict your future.''
-''Really? How much?''
''10 Pence per predicted year.''
''I want a prediction for my *whole* life.''
''That'll be 5 pence.''
- Herman Finkers

I'd hate to play baseball with the witches from Macbeth

Because they think that Fair is Foul and Foul is Fair.

Who is the greatest Chicken-Killer in Shakespeare?

Macbeth, because he did m**... most foul.

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