Macaroni Jokes

Funniest Macaroni Short Jokes

Short macaroni jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The macaroni humour may include short mac and cheese jokes also.

1. My partner laughed at me when I told her I was going to make a bike out of Macaroni You should've seen her face when I cycled pasta.
2. Warning. Don't let them take your forehead temperature at the supermarket, because it erases your memory. I went for macaroni and cheese.
   And came home with two cases of beer.
3. The President of France has published a recipe for a new dessert with coconut and pasta It's Macron's macaroon macaroni macaron.
4. I heard that there's a chef attempting to combine macaroni with a potato pancake I mean, it's not impastable, but it's not very latkely either.
5. A Macaroni, a Penne and a Spaghetti were drinking wine in a bar one evening. They saw a noodle sitting by himself and discussed inviting him to join them. They all agreed he looked Cannelloni.
6. Why can't you make something that's sort of like a macaron but not really? Because then it'd just be macaroni
7. Whats the difference between a Yankee and Native American? If you stick a feather in a Yankee's hat, you have to call it macaroni.
8. I have a medical condition where I'm allergic to only one type of pasta It's called macaroni and sneeze
9. Wanna hear a joke about Kraft Macaroni and Cheese? I would tell you but its dangerously cheesy.
10. A macaroni and cheese based meal assisted a burger thief. The meal was a hamburglar helper.

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Macaroni One Liners

Which macaroni one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with macaroni? I can suggest the ones about pasta and mac cheese.

1. I once told a joke about macaroni. It was pretty cheesy.
2. What happened to Macaroni's wife? She pasta away
3. Why did macaroni and cheese get sober? They were tired of smoking Kraft.
4. Why did the macaroni leave the party? It was pasta his bedtime.
5. There was a macaroni in my box of orzo Impasta!
6. Everything is better with cheese Macaroni? Good.
   Macaroni and Cheese? Gouda.
7. Why did the bowl of macaroni go to the doctors? To get it's elbows checked out
8. What was Confucius' favorite comfort food? Macaroni and Qi.
9. Happy Mother's Day! Yes, it's today. How fast can you glue macaroni into a bracelet?
10. What do you call French macaroni? Sbaguete and croissant
11. Yo momma so poor.... She stole macaroni from your preschool sculptures to use for dinner.
12. WHY DID YOUR MUM ASK FOR FOOD? Edward Macaroni fork
13. Why did the macaroni cross the street with a bible? Because it's a pastor ;)

Macaroni And Cheese Jokes

Here is a list of funny macaroni and cheese jokes and even better macaroni and cheese puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• The definition of irony Listening to punk music while you're sharing a bowl of macaroni and cheese with your two year old son

Macaroni Day Jokes

Here is a list of funny macaroni day jokes and even better macaroni day puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Why was Donald Trump disappointed by his visit to France? He thought the invitation said he would be spending the day with macaroni.

Gather Around for Heartwarming Macaroni Jokes and Uplifting Humor

What funny jokes about macaroni you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean spaghetti jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make macaroni pranks.