Macaroni Day Jokes
4 macaroni day jokes and hilarious macaroni day puns to laugh out loud. Read holiday jokes about macaroni day that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Macaroni Day Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
What is a good macaroni day joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
I was browsing Craigslist the other day, when I came across someone who wanted to learn how to make macaroni.
Being a master macaroni maker myself, I responded to his offer, and we set up a time and place to meet so I could teach him. When we met up, he took one look at me, and he told me that I didn't look like someone who could even make halfway decent macaroni. "Sir", I assured him, "I promise I'm a master of my Kraft."
Spaghetti s**...
I'm at the bar the other night and this beautiful woman approached me.
She said "I'll screw your brains out if you buy me a bowl of macaroni."
I said, "Really!? What are you, a pasta-tute?"
And then, that very same girl came up to me the next day and I asked her what she charged.
She said she only charged a penne.
Why was Donald Trump disappointed by his visit to France?
He thought the invitation said he would be spending the day with macaroni.
Happy Mother's Day! Yes, it's today. How fast can you glue macaroni into a bracelet?
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