The Best 8 Macaron Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Macaron jokes. There are some macaron make jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these macaron girlfriend puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Macaron Jokes and Puns

A Macaroni, a Penne and a Spaghetti were drinking wine in a bar one evening. They saw a noodle sitting by himself and discussed inviting him to join them.

They all agreed he looked Cannelloni.

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Why can't you make something that's sort of like a macaron but not really?

Because then it'd just be macaroni

Why did macaroni and cheese get sober?

They were tired of smoking Kraft.

Macaron joke, Why did macaroni and cheese get sober?

Why did the macaroni leave the party?

It was pasta his bedtime.

There was a macaroni in my box of orzo


A macaroni and cheese based meal assisted a burger thief.

The meal was a hamburglar helper.

I just had a really good idea for a Spanish inspired pasta and light pastry shop!

I'll call it: "Macaron Y Macaroni"

Macaron joke, I just had a really good idea for a Spanish inspired pasta and light pastry shop!

Earlier this year, I told my girlfriend that I wanted to start taking pictures of pastries.

So for my birthday, she gave me a macaron lens.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the macaron pasta jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working macaron pastor piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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