Macarena Jokes
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Two prisoners are on death row
And the day of their execution has come.
The warden turns the first prisoner and asks, "Any last requests?"
"I'd really like to hear the Macarena one last time," he replies.
The warden nods. "Very well. And you?"
he asks the second prisoner.
"Kill me first."
They played the Macarena, I did the Macarena. They played the Twist, I did the twist. They played Come On eileen…
…I got kicked out for that one…
I was at a retro night down at the club
The DJ played "The Twist", so I did the twist. Then he played "The Macarena", and I did the Macarena. When he played "Come on Eileen", that's when the police arrested me.
So i went to a dance club the other night...
... I had a great time
They played the Macarena, so I did the Macarena.
They played Jump Around, so I jumped around.
They played The Twist, so I did The Twist.
Then they played Come on Eileen, so I was promptly kicked out of the club.
The DJ played the Cha Cha Slide, so I did the Cha Cha Slide,
The DJ played Macarena, so I did the Macarena,
The DJ played Come On Eileen, and now I have an upcoming court appearance.
I was at a party last weekend
The DJ played the Macarena, so I did the Macarena
Next, he played the Hustle, so I did the Hustle
Finally, he played "Come on, Eileen". I got kicked out for that one.
I was at the club, dancing the other night
While on the dance floor, the DJ started playing the Twist, so I did the twist!
After that was done, he played the Bump, so I did the bump.
And after that one, the Macarena, same story.
Then 'Come on Eileen' came on... That's when I got kicked out
['90s] Did you hear McDonalds just bought the naming rights to that new hockey stadium?
They're calling it the Mac-Arena.
When the DJ plays Macarena , I do the Macarena, when the DJ plays Hokey Cokey , I do the Hokey Cokey
When the DJ plays Come on Eileen , I get arrested.
What do you call an overly drunk Polish man doing the Macarena in a s**... club?
A cab ride home
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