Macaque Jokes
19 macaque jokes and hilarious macaque puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about macaque that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Macaque Short Jokes
Short macaque jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The macaque humour may include short monkey jokes also.
- Scientists in China have successfully cloned two macaque monkeys. It's quite impossible to tell them apart, said one of the monkeys
- They discovered a new monkey living on the outskirts of a red light district in Thailand. It's called the Yuusuk Macaque.
- I heard Reese's is doing a monkey shaped chocolate bar now.. It's called a Reese's Macaque.
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Macaque One Liners
Which macaque one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with macaque? I can suggest the ones about cockatoo and gorilla.
- Jane Goodall has blocked my number! Didn't appreciate me sending her photos of macaque.
- What do your mom and monkeys have in common? Macaque
- if you liked planet of the apes you might enjoy macaque in uranus
- What's your moms favorite monkey? Macaque.
- What did the Bostonian zookeeper say when the monkey hit him in the junk? Macaque!
- Wanna hear a funny monkey joke? Macaque.
- What did the well-endowed monkey say to his friends? I'm thrilled with macaque
- What is your mom's favorite animal? Macaque.
Loads of Fun with Charming Humor Macaque Jokes
What funny jokes about macaque you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean manatee jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make macaque pranks.
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A n**... lady enters the costume party behind the turtle
She has nothing but a monkey covering her p**... area.
The host takes one puzzled look.
"Alright, I give up. Judging by what I asked the turtle, I may regret asking this, but what are you supposed to be?"
"I'm an Italian boy!"
"What's with the monkey?"
"That'sa not a monkey! That's a macaque!"
On my first day of work as a zoo keeper I noticed one of my male coworkers had a bulge in his pants. I asked him...
"Is that a small monkey in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"
He said "Yeah, it's Macaque"
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What animal satisfies it's females until they are so pleased they can take no more?
Macaque
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So a man gets back from a holiday.
and he's showing his family a photo album. He gets to one picture and says, look this is a little monkey called a macaque, and it's diet consists mostly of c**.... His family is somewhat impressed and enjoy the cute picture.
The man then says "Well if you liked that, you'll love these!" turns the page and the family let out cries of disgust and horror. surprised, the man says "What? it's just another picture of a crab eating macaque."
