The Best 5 Macabre Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Macabre jokes. There are some macabre umami jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these macabre cob puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Macabre Jokes and Puns

What's did the skeleton say to the person driving away in their car?

That's ma-ca-bre!

What do you call it when you torture corn to death?

Macabre!

What does my spooky corn come off of?

Macabre

A nickel and a penny decided to tell macabre jokes on their comedy tour...

They called it "Six Cents of Humor"

What do you get when you cross a valley girl and a goth?

Oh macabre!

(say it out loud with a really annoying white girl voice)


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the macabre kam jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working macabre eerie piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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