Mac And Cheese Jokes
16 mac and cheese jokes and hilarious mac and cheese puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about mac and cheese that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Mac And Cheese Short Jokes
Short mac and cheese jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The mac and cheese humour may include short mac cheese jokes also.
- What do you call a mac 'n' cheese that gets all up in your face? Too close for comfort food!
- Id like to order a number 3 combo with a Mac n cheese side and large coke Okay that will be $7.86 sir, what kind of drink would you like?
... - I had a roommate in college who was such a bad cook, his mac and cheese caught fire. What a flaming casserole!
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Mac And Cheese One Liners
Which mac and cheese one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with mac and cheese? I can suggest the ones about macaroni and grilled cheese.
- Today I decided to upgrade my Mac... ...so I threw a big slice of cheese on it.
- If Steve jobs invented mac, did he also invent cheese? (an actual original joke)
- What's a Scottish cannibal's favorite food? Mac in cheese
- According to... According to this box of Mac and Cheese
I'm a family of 4 - Why did the p**... wear a mozzarella hat? Cuz he was mac'n'cheese
Amusing & Witty Mac And Cheese Jokes for Laughter-Filled Fun
What funny jokes about mac and cheese you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean big mac jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make mac and cheese pranks.
It is my first time in court and I heard the judge shouting, "Order!!"
So I replied fried chicken, mac and cheese and cola. Now I'm being escorted out by two officers. I think we are going to a restaurant.
Not my joke but my 5 year old sister's
Mom is cooking up some mac and cheese for my little sis and says," Come get your macaroni and cheese."
To which my sister replies," I said I want mac and cheese, NO Caroni!"
My 5yr old sis is smarter than me
Last October, I was walking through the cemetery.
I came across a trash can where someone had thrown out their Kraft Halloween monster themed mac and cheese...
It was the mac.
It was the monster mac.
the monster mac
was in the graveyard trash.
Thanks mom for this more obscure one