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Short lyrics jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The lyrics humour may include short song lyric jokes also.

  1. I can work the lyrics of Uptown Funk into any conversation I have. Don't believe me? Just watch!
  2. My wife just left me, screaming, "ALL YOU EVER DO IS QUOTE elvis PRESLEY LYRICS TO ME!" I'm all shook up…
  3. My friend told me he felt sad because he didn't know the lyrics to "YMCA". I said "Young man, there's no need to feel down".
  4. I brought my car to a mechanic and asked him, Do you have any idea why my car is humming? He replied, Probably because it doesn't know all the lyrics.
  5. I can fit the lyrics of the song 'Uptown Funk' into any conversation that I have... Don't believe me? Just watch!
  6. I have a friend who writes lyrics about sewing machines She is a Singer songwriter, or sew it seams
    They'll keep you bobbin your head.
  7. Someone once asked me if everyone in the U.K. Knows the lyrics to Wonderwall I said mayybeee
  8. 7 years on reddit and all I got was this joke Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
    Wow, ty reddit for this lyrical blast, left me smitten with the bot that wrote it to me.
  9. My mom told me last night that she had a dream where I only spoke using 90's song lyrics. All I could say is "How bizarre, how bizarre"
  10. I'm just now realizing most blink-182 lyrics don't make any sense I guess this is growing up...

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Which lyrics one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with lyrics? I can suggest the ones about song and poems.

  1. What do you call a bird who never remembers song lyrics? A hummingbird
  2. What's a skeletons 💀 favorite song lyric? I just want somebody to love! 🎶
  3. My girlfriend told me that if I kept saying Oasis lyrics, she would leave. I said maybe
  4. My friend composes lyrics about sewing machines. She's a Singer songwriter.
  5. Sometimes I randomly shout out Bruno Mars lyrics Don't believe me? Just watch!
  6. What bird never sings the lyrics to a song? A hummingbird.
  7. I made a rap song all about soap. It's fine, the lyrics are clean.
  8. I have a disorder where I see Tom Jones lyrics wherever I go But it's not unusual
  9. Alternate Lyrics: I kissed a Trans and I liked it. The taste of her hairy lap stick.
  10. Why do hummingbirds hum? They forgot the lyrics
  11. You know why they call hummingbirds hummingbirds? They can't remember the lyrics.
  12. Do songbirds get mad... At humming birds for not knowing the lyrics?
  13. What do rappers use to write their lyrics? Word,yo.
  14. Son: Dad can you tell me your favorite Beatles lyric? Son, son, son, here it comes:
  15. I've got an annoying habit of quoting Elton John lyrics... ...I hope you don't mind.

Lyrics joke, I've got an annoying habit of quoting Elton John lyrics...

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can you guys help me find an AC/DC song?

it has 3 power chords and the lyrics are about being a badass, Thanks!
*stolen from RYM*

[OC] Al Gore decides to write a series of educational songs about the environment.

He presents the head of the production company with the lyrics for his songs, including the lyrics for one song about animals in forest habitats, which has over 500 lines.
The head of the production company says, "wait, this song is way too long! This isn't a very efficient way of conveying your message."
Al Gore replies, "efficient? Of course it isn't! It's a brute-forest Al Gore rhythm!"

Why do bees hum?

Because they can't remember the lyrics

Some people dont get that the song that goes "i can't feel my face when I'm with you but I like it" is about c**....

Which I don't understand cause I thought the lyrics were rather on the nose

I'm cursed to end every statement I make with Bruno Mars lyrics

Don't believe me? Just watch.

Every 3 months, I'll text my Dad lyrics from Sia songs. He never texts me back...

...we have a distant relationship, and I like to keep it that way.

LPT: if you're trying to study, don't listen to music with lyrics

Any modern pop-song should do.

Hummingbirds

I finally found out why hummingbirds hum
They don't know the lyrics.

A hummingbird is a lot like a songbird,

It just doesn't know the lyrics.

I'm Trying to Remember The Name of A Song

It's about a girl with amnesia talking to her Grandmother.
The lyrics are "Oh, Nana, What's My Name?"

When I was younger I misheard the song lyrics as "I ATE the sharpest tool in the shed"...

I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed

I'm selling this new shower radio I just bought a few days ago.

It keeps singing the wrong lyrics.

I absolutely love the lyrics to the song "What is Love?"

The artist really haddaway with words...

True story: when I was a kid I used to mix up lyrics. For example, after watching Mary Poppins, I sang "a spoonful of medicine helps the sugar go down." -My dad thought is was SO funny I mixed that line up.

Little did either of us know, I was predicting my future diabetes problems.

When you listen to a foreign language song.

Despacito I don't know the lyrics so I ate a burrito and my mom has a dorito oh oh oh

I like to write lyrics in my spare time.

This led to me finding out my cousin was dyslexic when I messaged him asking if he would rate a rap and he responded by s**... molesting a rodent.

My wife said she'd leave me unless I could remember lyrics from 4 non blondes

I said hey, what's going on?

The problem with hummingbirds is.....

.....that I keep having to teach them the song lyrics, since they always seem to forget them. At least they still know the tune.

What are the most known lyrics to the most trendy russian song?

De-Spa-Shiba

Why is it appropriate that the Rolling Stones let their song Start Me Up be used for a Windows 95 commercial?

Because it contains the lyrics You'd make a grown man cry.

What do rappers write their lyrics on?

Wrapping paper.

What do you say when you don't know the lyrics to a-ha's Take On Me ?

I don't know what I'm to say

I kinda stole this

The worst part about liking classical music is when you forget the name of a piece and you can't google the lyrics because there are none
⚠️ No Results For "there was a really good bit with a flute"

How long will it take for Rammstein's new album to be released?

'Till Lindemann has finished the lyrics.

Studies have shown that if presented with song lyrics, the human mind will produce the melody and have it in the background. According to the researchers,

your head is humming and it won't go, in case you don't know.

My girlfriend asked me to stop using Wonderwall lyrics in conversations . . .

So I SAID MAYBE

My boyfriend is k**... me out of his house for constantly singing lyrics from "Take on me"

He said he's giving me the weekend to move all my stuff out, and he asked me when I would be able to finally leave, so I replied with "I'll be gone in a day or two."

Have you ever realised that when you are listening to music, somewhere in the world there is someone who is listening the same song, the same lyrics, the same syllable as you are.

Then you are aware of FM radio

Lyrics joke, I have a friend who writes lyrics about sewing machines

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