The Best 24 Lyre Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Lyre jokes. There are some lyre plays jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these lyre guitar puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Lyre Jokes and Puns

So there's this one kid at a costume party and the host ask what he was dressed up as. The kid told him that he dressed up as a harp, and the host told him that his costume is too small to be a harp.

The kid then said, "Are you calling me a lyre?"

I went to a Halloween party dressed as a harp

The host asked me: What are you?

Me: Oh, I'm dressed as a harp.

Host: Your costume is too short to be a harp

Me: Are you calling me a lyre?

This Halloween I decided to go as a harp. As I walked into the party, a gentleman asked, "what are you supposed to be?"

"A harp", I replied.
"No, no. You're much too small to be a harp" he protested.
So I asked, "are you calling me a lyre?"

Lyre joke, This Halloween I decided to go as a harp. As I walked into the party, a gentleman asked, "what are y

My friend called me in a panic and shouted, An evil wizard turned me into a tiny harp! I don't know what to do! Frantically, I drove all the way to his house only to find out...

...he's really a big lyre.

My friend called me for help, claiming he had turned into a harp.

I raced over there only to find he was a lyre.


Why did the harp break up with his girlfriend?

Because she was a lyre.

I went to a costume party

Host: What are you supposed to be?

Me: I'm a harp!

Host: No Way! Your costume is way to small to be a harp.

Me: Are you calling my a lyre????

Lyre joke, I went to a costume party

This girl told me she could sing like a harp

But she turned out to be a lyre.

Went to a costume party last night

The host asked what I was supposed to be, so I told him I dressed up as a harp. "But your costume is too small to be a harp," he said.

"Are you calling me a lyre?"

My friend said he was a harp..

But he was obviously a lyre.

I wore a harp costume to a Halloween party.....

I wore a harp costume to a Halloween party, but my girlfriend thought it was too small. She called me a Lyre.

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I didn't steal your lute

Are you calling me a lyre?

At a costume party- Guy: What are you? Girl: I'm a Harp Guy: that looks a little big to be a harp.

Girl: Are you calling me a Lyre?

Costume party

Host: What are you?

Me: A harp

Host: Ur costume's too small to be a harp.

Me: Are you calling me a lyre

Why did the harp punch the mandolin?

It called him a lyre.

A man walks into a costume party.

Host: What are you?

Man: A harp.

Host: Your costume's too small to be a harp...

Man: Are you calling me a lyre, sir?

Lyre joke, A man walks into a costume party.

I recently came out to my family, I told them I wasn't on the outside who I was on the inside. I told them I wasn't a boy but a medieval stringed instrument.

They called me a lyre.

Hillary Lost Because She Sounded Like A Greek Instrument

Yeah, she definitely sounded like a lyre.

What musical instrument should you never, ever trust?

The Lyre.


Did you know Hilary Clinton is an excellent musician?

She plays the lyre really well.

What did the string say to the harp?

No, you're a lyre!

I went to a costume party and the host asked me, "What are you?" I replied, "A harp!" Puzzled, he said, "Your costume's too small to be a harp!"

"Are you calling me a lyre?!"

What do you call a musician who never tells the truth?

A Lyre

If a guitar player is a guitarist and a bass player is a bassist, what is a lyre player?

A hipster.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the lyre lute jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working lyre sax piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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