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Funniest Lyre Short Jokes

Short lyre jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The lyre humour may include short lute jokes also.

1. I went to a Halloween party dressed as a harp The host asked me: What are you?
   Me: Oh, I'm dressed as a harp.
   Host: Your costume is too short to be a harp
   Me: Are you calling me a lyre?
2. My friend called me for help, claiming he had turned into a harp. I raced over there only to find he was a lyre.
3. At a Halloween party A: What are you dressed as?
   B: I'm a harp.
   A: Your costume's too small to be a harp.
   B: Are you calling me a lyre?
4. I went to a costume party Host: What are you supposed to be?
   Me: I'm a harp!
   Host: No Way! Your costume is way to small to be a harp.
   Me: Are you calling my a lyre????
5. I went to a fancy dress party... A girl approached me and asked 'what are you meant to be?'
   I said 'a harp'
   She replied 'your costume is too small to be a harp'
   I said 'are you calling me a lyre?'
6. I wore a harp costume to a Halloween party..... I wore a harp costume to a Halloween party, but my girlfriend thought it was too small. She called me a Lyre.
7. At a costume party- Guy: What are you? Girl: I'm a Harp Guy: that looks a little big to be a harp. Girl: Are you calling me a Lyre?
8. Costume party Host: What are you?
   Me: A harp
   Host: Ur costume's too small to be a harp.
   Me: Are you calling me a lyre
9. A man walks into a costume party. Host: What are you?
   Man: A harp.
   Host: Your costume's too small to be a harp...
   Man: Are you calling me a lyre, sir?
10. I recently came out to my family, I told them I wasn't on the outside who I was on the inside. I told them I wasn't a boy but a medieval stringed instrument. They called me a lyre.

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Lyre One Liners

Which lyre one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with lyre? I can suggest the ones about lyrics and lily.

1. Why did the harp break up with his girlfriend? Because she was a lyre.
2. Never trust a harp. They're all lyres.
3. This girl told me she could sing like a harp But she turned out to be a lyre.
4. Hey, what instrument do dishonest people play? The lyre.
5. My friend said he was a harp.. But he was obviously a lyre.
6. What did the harp say when accused of fraud? You callin' me a lyre?
7. I didn't steal your lute Are you calling me a lyre?
8. Why didn't the lute trust his brother? Because he was a lyre.
9. Which instrument is the most dishonest? A lyre
   I know it's bad
10. Why did the harp punch the mandolin? It called him a lyre.
11. What musical instrument should you never, ever trust? The Lyre.
12. Did you know Hilary Clinton is an excellent musician? She plays the lyre really well.
13. What did the string say to the harp? No, you're a lyre!
14. You can't trust Greek instruments. They're known lyres.
15. I don't trust Greek instruments. They're mostly lyres.

Comical Lyre Jokes and Gems that Will Get You in Laughter Land

What funny jokes about lyre you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean limerick jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make lyre pranks.