The Best 18 Lynch Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Lynch jokes. There are some lynch schwimmer jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these lynch harris puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Lynch Jokes and Puns

George R. R. Martin, Patrick Rothfuss, and Scott Lynch walk into a bar

I'll finish writing the rest of this joke soon.

They're giving away Marshawn Lynch jerseys at my local sports shop.

But I think I'll pass

George R. R. Martin, Patrick Rothfuss and Scott Lynch walk into a bar

I'll finish writing this joke later

Lynch joke, George R. R. Martin, Patrick Rothfuss and Scott Lynch walk into a bar

What do you get when David Lynch directs a remake of The Godfather?

Someone who makes you an offer you can't understand.

My favorite movie is Eraserhead by David Lynch.

I'm still waiting for the sequel, Pencilbutt.





(Yeah, probably the worst joke I've ever come up with in my life. .\_.)


My neighbours really like Halloween

They dress up as ghost every weekend and go out for lynch.

Saw Marshawn Lynch at the eye clinic a few days ago.

He told me he was just there so he won't get blind.

Lynch joke, Saw Marshawn Lynch at the eye clinic a few days ago.

Why does Marshawn Lynch sit in the back at the Kid's Choice awards?

He's just there so he won't get slimed.

News reports say actress Evanna Lynch has been seen suddenly falling asleep in public places

I suspect Narglepsy is behind it.

What's the funniest fish in the world?

Piranhahahahaha

Don't lynch me

Why did David Lynch visit the Apple Store?

Because when he received his new phone it was already dead, wrapped in plastic.

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Marshawn Lynch came back to play for the month of October.

Breast Mode

What did Marshawn Lynch say while playing hide and seek?

"I'm just here so I don't get found."

Why did Pete Carroll find Marshawn Lynch in a tree?

"I'm just here so I don't get find."

I'm not surprised the Seahawks chose to pass...

Lynch was only there so he wouldn't get fined.

Hey, Lynch wanna win a football game?

Lynch joke, Hey, Lynch wanna win a football game?

Why didn't the Seahawks give the ball to Marshawn Lynch?

They couldn't fined him.

Why didn't the Seahawks let Marshawn Lynch to win the game?

He was just there so he won't get fined.

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