The Best 11 Lyme Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Lyme jokes. There are some lyme bennington jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these lyme ticklish puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Lyme Jokes and Puns

I hope this virus gets cleared up before tick season...

Or else we'll have Corona with Lyme

I hope this pandemic is over before tick season starts...

Then it'll be corona and lyme.

Did you hear about the guy with Lyme disease?

Yeah... he's ticked.

Lyme joke, Did you hear about the guy with Lyme disease?

What disease goes best with the coronavirus?

Lyme disease

Y'all heard of that new disease called Delicious?

It's a perfect mix between Coronavirus and Lyme disease


God I would hate it if this covid pandemic kept going all the way through to tick season.

I really don't like corona with Lyme.

I'm kind of glad that we're getting into the tic season...

Always liked having Lyme with my Corona.

Lyme joke, I'm kind of glad that we're getting into the tic season...

What do you call a lungfish that spreads lyme disease

Ticktaalic

There are four types of ticks. . . .

Wood ticks.
Deer ticks.
Lyme ticks.
Poli-ticks.

What do you get when you mix Tourette's and Lyme disease?

Verbal ticks.

TIL - Deer are ticklish

that's how you get Lyme disease.

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Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the lyme massachusetts jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working lyme haf piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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