Lyft Jokes

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Funniest Lyft Short Jokes

Short lyft jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The lyft humour may include short bro jokes also.

1. What do you call a drunk guy trying to start his car? A lyft. Friends don't let friends drive drunk.
   
2. I saw a dude ordering an Uber as he left the gym so I asked him, "Do you even Lyft, bro?"
3. They just announced the next Fast and Furious movie where they will go undercover as ride share drivers in Asia It's called Tokyo Lyft
4. What did the inpatient woman tell the Uber driver? Hurry up. I'm in desperate need of a Lyft.
5. What did the bro say to the bro who couldn't make it to the party because he didn't have a car? Do you even Lyft?
6. Uber teams up with Lyft to fight ride-sharing restrictions in Germany Deutschland Uber allies was probably a bad choice for the name of the coalition.
7. I went to the gym today and my friend asked me how I got there. I told him I used Uber. He asked me if I even Lyft bro.
8. My personal trainer refuses to own a car When asked why, they responded with, "Do you even Lyft, bro?"
9. How do you ask an Uber driver if he drives for Lyft, too? Do you even Lyft bro? (I'll see myself out)

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Lyft One Liners

Which lyft one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with lyft? I can suggest the ones about cab and extremist.

1. Why do uber drivers skip the gym? Because they don't even lyft.
2. Why is Uber so weak? Because they don't even Lyft.
3. What meme do Uber drivers hate? Do you even Lyft, bro?
4. What do you call a nice Jewish Lyft driver? an Uber Mensch.
5. What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say to the Lyft driver? It's naughta Uber
6. What did the body builder say to the cab driver? U don't even lyft, bro.
7. What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he started driving for Lyft? "It's not an Ubah!"
8. Lyft and Waymo teamed up to build self-driving cars. It's going to be called Laymo.
9. Uber Why was the elevator stuck downtown?
   He couldn't get a Lyft
10. Q: What do push up bras do for work? A: Lyft
11. Why do Lyft drivers f**... in their cars? So that even blind people can spot them.

Hilarious Lyft Jokes that Bring Laughter with Friends

What funny jokes about lyft you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean cars jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make lyft pranks.