Lye Jokes
22 lye jokes and hilarious lye puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about lye that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Lye Short Jokes
Short lye jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The lye humour may include short barium jokes also.
- I could tell you that sodium hydroxide is a liquid out of solution. But then that would be a lye.
- What did the white girl say when she found out pumpkin spice lattes were considered basic? "My whole life is a lye!"
- What did Invader Zim say to the bottle of Sodium Hydroxide that had "Bleach" written on it? No, You Lye. YOU LYYYYYYYYYYYE!!!
- I like to set myself chemistry homework. But I told my friend I can't lye, that's too base.
- Hello, I'm Hydroxide Dad. I stand for Truth and positivity. My arch nemesis is Sodium Man. He can make me Lye.
- What do you call an environmentalist cow that works in a sodium hydroxide factory and spills some chemical on herself? Eco lye-t**... beef
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Lye One Liners
Which lye one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with lye? I can suggest the ones about curium and oxide.
- Someone just threw sodium hydroxide at me. Actually, no they didn't. That's a lye.
- My friend said he doesn't believe that soap works. He said it was all a lye.
- What does a skeptic chemist say when he hears a baseless argument? No lye?
- Don't lye. It makes you basic.
- Why did the shampoo have trust issues? Because the soap was a lye.
- I won't lye about being a magician I can't spell correctly
- Why should you never trust what it says on a bar of soap? They always lye.
- What do acids hate Lyes
- What do cake and soap have in common? They're both a lye
Silly Lye Jokes for a Good Time with Friends
What funny jokes about lye you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean argon jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make lye pranks.
Fairly Dry, Fairly Dark
I honestly don't think people should be covering up their bodies. I don't think people should hide their bodies away from society. No. I think that people need to dispose of their bodies safely, with Lye or perhaps some sort of Acid. Because really, any evidence is too much evidence these days.