Lye Jokes
22 lye jokes and hilarious lye puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about lye that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Lye Short Jokes
Short lye jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The lye humour may include short barium jokes also.
- I could tell you that sodium hydroxide is a liquid out of solution. But then that would be a lye.
- What did the white girl say when she found out pumpkin spice lattes were considered basic? "My whole life is a lye!"
- I like to set myself chemistry homework. But I told my friend I can't lye, that's too base.
- Hello, I'm Hydroxide Dad. I stand for Truth and positivity. My arch nemesis is Sodium Man. He can make me Lye.
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Lye One Liners
Which lye one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with lye? I can suggest the ones about curium and oxide.
- Someone just threw sodium hydroxide at me. Actually, no they didn't. That's a lye.
- My friend said he doesn't believe that soap works. He said it was all a lye.
- What does a skeptic chemist say when he hears a baseless argument? No lye?
- Don't lye. It makes you basic.
- Why did the shampoo have trust issues? Because the soap was a lye.
- I won't lye about being a magician I can't spell correctly
- Why should you never trust what it says on a bar of soap? They always lye.
- What do acids hate Lyes
- What do cake and soap have in common? They're both a lye
Silly Lye Jokes for a Good Time with Friends
What funny jokes about lye you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean argon jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make lye pranks.
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What did Invader Zim say to the bottle of Sodium Hydroxide that had "Bleach" written on it?
No, You Lye. YOU LYYYYYYYYYYYE!!!
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Pinocchio.
What would happen to Pinocchio if he said "my nose is going to grow" he would be telling a lie so his nose would then grow,but because it is growing it would make Pinocchio's statement true which would mean that his nose won't grow or might stop growing, but then again because it will stop growing it would make his statement a lye. So does this mean his nose will grow and then shrink/stop growing for the rest of his life and he would be able to s**... pleasure lots of women(/men) with out even thinking about it? And would his nose go in and out like a needle on a sewing machine or would it vibrate back and forth like crazy?