The Best 22 Luxury Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Luxury jokes. There are some luxury resort jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these luxury convertible puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Luxury Jokes and Puns

Monopoly is fun but it has some really old stuff that isn't valid anymore.

There's free parking, a luxury tax and rich people can actually go to jail.

You can tell monopoly's an old game...

...because there's a luxury tax and rich people can go to jail

You can tell Monopoly is an old game...

...because there's free parking, a luxury tax and rich people can actually go to jail.

Luxury joke, You can tell Monopoly is an old game...

I thought of this joke this morning in the shower

A professional baseball team is at the airport flying home after a huge victory, and the team manager decides to splurge by buying first class tickets for everyone. Excited to fly in luxury, everyone boards the plane. The team quickly realizes, though, that they failed to reserve enough seats. Nobody is quite sure what to do, but eventually a rookie on the team stands up and shouts "put me in coach!"

Do you know how you can tell Monopoly's an old game?

...it has a luxury tax and rich people can actually go to jail.


Somewhere off Gilligan's Island...

On a Christmas cruise on a luxury ocean liner in the Pacific,
a passenger sees seven straggly people on a small island
jumping up and down and waving their hands and shouting.

"Who are they?" the passenger asks the captain.

"I've no idea. But each year when we pass, they go nuts."

Monopoly is amazing but it has some pretty old stuff that one can't relate to anymore

I mean there is free parking, a luxury tax and rich people can actually go to jail.

Luxury joke, Monopoly is amazing but it has some pretty old stuff that one can't relate to anymore

A luxury boat sank and a passenger was holding on to a floating piano...

All of a sudden, someone floats by sitting atop a floating cello and asks: May I accompany you?

Men are greedy bastards.

A married couple in their 60's are visited by a fairy who grants them both a wish.

"I want to travel around the world with my darling husband." says the wife. 2 tickets for a luxury cruise magically appear in her hand.

The husband says, "Sorry love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me."

So the fairy waves her wand and the husband becomes 92.

Moral of the story: Men who are ungrateful bastards should remember - fairies are female.

I had the luxury of obtaining a Russian style dishwasher during quarantine...

Her name is Natalia and she makes a lot of noise when there's too much inside.

A poor farmer wants a vacation.

So he saves up money, then goes to a luxury hotel. The waiter gave him his key to his room, then told him where to go next. So the farmer did what he was told, but then a few minutes later, he stomped to the waiter, complaining:" THAT IS A ROOM? YOU CAN'T EVEN PUT A CHAIR THERE! I'M OUT!"

The waiter laughed, then told the farmer: "Sir, that's the elavator."

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What happens when you drive an expensive German luxury car into a tree

Your Mercedes Bends

What do you call a luxury car that sinks in the ocean?

A Mercedes-Bends

I lived off pot noodles and canned soup for two years.

Now I miss that level of luxury.

What do you call a dog kennel in San Francisco?

Luxury apartments

Did you hear about the red luxury cruise liner that collided with the blue luxury cruise liner?

The passengers and crew were marooned.

Luxury joke, Did you hear about the red luxury cruise liner that collided with the blue luxury cruise liner?

Audi's are more expensive than they have to be.

The German luxury car maker could sell much cheaper cars if they stopped shipping them with all those extra accessories that the owners never use anyways, like rear view mirrors, turn signals, side-view mirrors...

When I was kidnapped, my parents immediately sprung into action.

They spent my college fund on a luxury cruise.

What do you call a Skyrim warrior with well endowed chest playing the lute and selling luxury merchandise at a discount?

Nord-strum Rack.


What do you call a luxury automobile with a built in Artificial intelligence?

Alexus.

A lot of people will prefer luxury toilet paper over cheaper brands;

But on the whole they're no different.

What is the most flexible luxury car?

Mercedes bendsz

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