Luxurious Jokes
19 luxurious jokes and hilarious luxurious puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about luxurious that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Luxurious Short Jokes
Short luxurious jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The luxurious humour may include short luxury jokes also.
- Monopoly is fun but it has some really old stuff that isn't valid anymore. There's free parking, a luxury tax and rich people can actually go to jail.
- You can tell monopoly's an old game... ...because there's a luxury tax and rich people can go to jail
- You can tell Monopoly is an old game... ...because there's free parking, a luxury tax and rich people can actually go to jail.
- Do you know how you can tell Monopoly's an old game? ...it has a luxury tax and rich people can actually go to jail.
- My girlfriend and I could never agree on holidays... I wanted to fly to exotic places and stay in luxurious five-star hotels. And she wanted to come with me.
- Monopoly is amazing but it has some pretty old stuff that one can't relate to anymore I mean there is free parking, a luxury tax and rich people can actually go to jail.
- The game monopoly is fin, but has some major out of date stuff. There's free parking, a luxury tax, you can actually afford to pay rent, and rich people can actually go to jail.
- A luxury boat sank and a passenger was holding on to a floating piano... All of a sudden, someone floats by sitting atop a floating cello and asks: May I accompany you?
- "I think solitary confinement is a luxury," said my friend, "don't you?" "You're on your own there," I replied.
- I was playing on a putting green which was made on the roof of a luxury London hotel. I was putting on the Ritz.
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Luxurious One Liners
Which luxurious one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with luxurious? I can suggest the ones about expensive and delicious.
- What's the Preferred Luxury Automobile of Sushi Chefs around the world? Rolls Rice
- What do you call a luxury car that sinks in the ocean? A Mercedes-Bends
- What do you call a dog kennel in San Francisco? Luxury apartments
- What do you call a luxury automobile with a built in Artificial intelligence? Alexus.
- What is the most flexible luxury car? Mercedes bendsz
- I like my women the way i like my luxury cars Blacked out
- Where does Satan shop for luxury items? d**... Marcus.
I am so terribly sorry. - I lived off p**... noodles and canned soup for two years. Now I miss that level of luxury.
Happy Luxurious Jokes for a Lighthearted Night with Friends
What funny jokes about luxurious you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean wealthy jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make luxurious pranks.
I thought of this joke this morning in the shower
A professional baseball team is at the airport flying home after a huge victory, and the team manager decides to splurge by buying first class tickets for everyone. Excited to fly in luxury, everyone boards the plane. The team quickly realizes, though, that they failed to reserve enough seats. Nobody is quite sure what to do, but eventually a rookie on the team stands up and shouts "put me in coach!"
Somewhere off Gilligan's Island...
On a Christmas cruise on a luxury ocean liner in the Pacific,
a passenger sees seven straggly people on a small island
jumping up and down and waving their hands and shouting.
"Who are they?" the passenger asks the captain.
"I've no idea. But each year when we pass, they go nuts."
Probably old, but I got it in email and it made me chuckle.
An Irish daughter had not been home for over 5 years. Upon her
return, her father cursed her heavily. "Where have ye been all this
time, child? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why
didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old Mother
through?""
The girl, crying, replied, 'Sniff, sniff... Dad...I became...a p**...."
"Ye what!!? Get outta here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a
disgrace to this Catholic family."
"OK, Dad, as ye wish. I just came back to give Mum this luxurious
fur coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion plus a $2 million savings certificate.
For me little brother, this gold Rolex, And for ye, Daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes Limited Edition convertible that's parked outside, plus a membership to the country club... (takes a breath)... and an
invitation for ye all to spend New Year's Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera."
"Now what was it ye said ye had become?" asks Dad.
The girl, crying again answered, "Sniff, sniff...a p**..., Daddy!
Sniff, sniff."
"Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye said a Protestant.
Come here and give yer old Dad a hug!!!"
A snail walks into a car dealership...
A snail walks into a car dealership. The snail wants something fast, elegant, and luxurious, after browsing multiple brands he decides on one.
The rich snail pays in cash and walks up to the dealerships salesman and says "I want you to paint big S's all along this car, big S's on the front, the sides, the back, the top, big S's everywhere. The auto body guy tells him he can do it, but can't help but ask the snail why he wants big S's all over the car.
So the snail answers him "It's simple: When I launch past people on the highway they will say Look at that S car go!
