The Best 4 Lutherans Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Lutherans jokes. There are some lutherans evangelical jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these lutherans church puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Lutherans Jokes and Puns

What's the difference between a Baptist and a Catholic?

Catholics acknowledge each other in the liquor aisle.


What's the difference between Catholics and Lutherans? Catholics just acknowledge each other in the liquor aisle, Lutherans have a 15 minute conversation about booze.

Looking for a joke about religious divisions...

I heard a joke a long time ago about two people who were in the same religion. and they go through the sub-parts of the religion- they're both christians, protestants, lutherans, same synod, etc... but when they get to the smallest possible division - they are in different ones and they get into a big fight, yelling at each other about being apostates. Anyone know how it goes?

How many Lutherans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Change? Why do we need change?

(It's cool, I go to a Lutheran church)

How many Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Don't know, the pope hasn't said yet.

How many Lutherans does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, Lutherans don't change.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the lutherans protestant jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working lutherans episcopalian piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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