Lutherans Jokes
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How many Lutherans does it take to change a lightbulb?
Change?
How many Lutheran grandmothers does it take to change a lightbulb?
No, I'm fine, don't make a fuss over me. I'll just sit in the dark.
Why couldn't the Lutheran math student steal the answers from his classmate?
According to 7th commandment, it was considered an ✓((1/2 i e^(-i x) - 1/2 i e^(i x))^2 )...
Looking for a joke about religious divisions...
I heard a joke a long time ago about two people who were in the same religion. and they go through the sub-parts of the religion- they're both christians, protestants, lutherans, same synod, etc... but when they get to the smallest possible division - they are in different ones and they get into a big fight, yelling at each other about being apostates. Anyone know how it goes?
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What's the difference between a Baptist and a Catholic?
Catholics acknowledge each other in the liquor aisle.
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What's the difference between Catholics and Lutherans? Catholics just acknowledge each other in the liquor aisle, Lutherans have a 15 minute conversation about booze.
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