The Best 5 Lutheran Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Lutheran jokes. There are some lutheran church jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these lutheran parishioners puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Lutheran Jokes and Puns

A man is suicidal and is about to jump off a building

Don't do it! shouts another man from behind him. God loves you and has given you life for a purpose.

Really? says the suicidal man.

Yes. Do you believe in God?

Yes.

Me too! Christian or non-Christian?

Christian.

Me too! Which denomination?

Protestant.

Me too! Which sub-denomination?

Lutheran.

Me too! KJV or ESV Bible?

ESV Bible.

Die, heretic! And the second man pushes the first man out of the building.

How many Lutherans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Change?

Why couldn't the Lutheran math student steal the answers from his classmate?

According to 7th commandment, it was considered an ✓((1/2 i e^(-i x) - 1/2 i e^(i x))^2 )...

What do you call a Protesting Catholic?

A Lutheran!

How many Lutherans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Change? Why do we need change?

(It's cool, I go to a Lutheran church)


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the lutheran minister jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working lutheran calvinist piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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