The Best 37 Luther Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Luther jokes. There are some luther screwin jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these luther prestigious puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Luther Jokes and Puns

What do you call an alien civil rights activist?

Martian Luther King jr.

Martin Luther King, Jr.'s speech praising non-violence in India surprised everyone

when they pelted him with several thousand flatbreads.

Burger Luther King, Jr

Luther joke, Burger Luther King, Jr

How many Lutherans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Change? Why do we need change?

(It's cool, I go to a Lutheran church)

What's the difference between Saint Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

Everyone wants to be Irish on Saint Patrick's Day.


Martin Luther King Day White's Sale.

Why was Martin Luther King so bad at doing laundry?

Because he wouldn't separate the whites from the blacks.

Luther joke, Why was Martin Luther King so bad at doing laundry?

St. Patrick's day vs Martin Luther King Jr. Day.

What's the difference between St. Patrick's day and Martin Luther King day?

St. Patrick's day everybody wants to be Irish.

Why would people always stand still to hide from Martin Luther King Jr.?

His vision was based on movements.

TIL that Martin Luther King Jr got a C in public speaking

Look where it got him.

Murdered.

In America Martin Luther King only gets one day....

And sharks get a whole week.

It's probably because they are great whites.

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Why did Martin Luther King have so many pink shirts?

He was against separating the whites from the coloreds.

What is Martin Luther King's least favorite Christmas song?

I'm dreamin' of a white Christmas

My employee asked me to take the day off for Martin Luther King Jr Day

I told him it wouldn't be a problem, he would just have to make the work up on Father's day

What was Martin Luther King JR's favorite drink?

Equali-tea

What would Martin Luther King Jr. have been if he was white?

Alive

Luther joke, What would Martin Luther King Jr. have been if he was white?

What's the difference between Martin Luther King and Donald Trump?

Martin Luther King had a dream and Donald Trump is a nightmare.

Thank you Martin Luther king jr.

As custodians we owe that guy a lot, if it wasn't for him we'd have to clean two drinking fountains.

Best Buy's Martin Luther King Day sale leaked

50% off all black speakers


What did Martin Luther King say to his wife while proposing?

Will you be my Martin Luther Queen?

Why did Martin Luther King Jr. boycott laundry detergent?

Because it told him to keep his whites and colours separate.

Why couldn't the Lutheran math student steal the answers from his classmate?

According to 7th commandment, it was considered an ✓((1/2 i e^(-i x) - 1/2 i e^(i x))^2 )...

I'm so jealous of Martin Luther King Jr.

Nobody ever wants to hear stories about my weird dreams

"The other day I came across an old worn out Bible, printed by Guten-something"

"Not Gutenberg?!"

"Yeah, that was it"

"You idiot, one of those sold at auction recently for over a Million dollars!!"

"Oh, I don't think it would be worth anything that much. Some clown by the name of Martin Luther scribbled all over it"

How many homes did Martin Luther have at the realty office?

95 Leases

A city bus cleaner is hanging ads promoting Martin Luther King Jr Day...

His co-worker shouts "Hey, those belong at the back of the bus!"

My black friend told me I can't celebrate Martin Luther King Day because I am white

If that's true, then he can't celebrate Father's Day.

It's a real shame that, in this day and age, Barrack Obama had to give his speech about Martin Luther King Jr., while standing behind bullet proof glass...

Just because he's black doesn't mean he's going to shoot somebody...

What fish did Martin Luther King have?

He had a bream.

What is Martin Luther King's last name?

Boulevard.

Martin Luther was amazing at writing essays

He was known to NAIL them.

What do bras have in common with Martin Luther King??

Both focus on uplifting the downtrodden masses!!

Why is Martin Luther King so bad at laundry?

He won't separate the whites from the colours…

What would Martin Luther King Jr be if he wasn't black?

Alive.

Why did Freddy Kruger kill Martin Luther King?

Cause he had a Dream.

JFK, Ab. lincoln, & Martin luther king Jr walks into a bar

They get a few shots

A man is walking along a river bank.

He sees a blonde on the Luther side and calls out...how did you get to the other side.? The blonde calls back...you're on the other side.

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