Lures Jokes
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Give a man a fish and he has food for a day. Teach a man to fish and...
...he has to buy bamboo rods, graphite reels, monofilament lines, neoprene waders, creels, tackleboxes, lures, flies, spinners, worm rigs, slip sinkers, offset hooks, gore-tex hats, 20 pocket vests, fish finders, depth sounders, radar, boats, trailers, global positioning systems, coolers, and six-packs.
What do you call someone who is skilled at using lures to catch fish?
A master baiter
What do you call an expert on fishing hooks and lures?
A master baiter
I saw a homemade sign for tackle and lures...
It was bait
Two rabbis would go fishing regularly...
One day they decided to invite a priest that they had known for a long time. They reach their fishing hike and go out in their boat. One rabbi says: "hang on I forgot my lures," and he walks back to the shore for them. The priest stares wide eyed as the rabbi walks back over the water.
Some time later the other rabbi announces that he is thirsty and goes back walking over the water to get some soda. The priest is now really miffed. "If they can do it so can I,"and he steps outside the boat and promptly goes under.
The rabbis pull him into the boat and one of them asks the other: "should we tell him where the rocks are?"
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