The Best 5 Lures Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Lures jokes. There are some lures hooks jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these lures reel puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Lures Jokes and Puns

Give a man a fish and he has food for a day. Teach a man to fish and...

...he has to buy bamboo rods, graphite reels, monofilament lines, neoprene waders, creels, tackleboxes, lures, flies, spinners, worm rigs, slip sinkers, offset hooks, gore-tex hats, 20 pocket vests, fish finders, depth sounders, radar, boats, trailers, global positioning systems, coolers, and six-packs.

A pedophile serial killer lures a child into a forest on a rainy night

The kid says, "I'm scared." The pedophile responds, "You're scared? I'm the one that has to walk out of here alone."

What do you call someone who is skilled at using lures to catch fish?

A master baiter

What do you call an expert on fishing hooks and lures?

A master baiter

I saw a homemade sign for tackle and lures...

It was bait


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the lures lure jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working lures decoy piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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