Following is our collection of temptation puns and rods one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Lure jokes for adults, dirty seduction jokes and clean mons dad gags for kids.
So I used her as bait to lure an Italian plumber into my castle
He's going to lure him into the crypt tonight.
A man is sitting down at a bench enjoying some lunch during his lunch break. Overhead he watches children frolick and play. But then he sees a group of women quietly discussing (obviously) him.
Then all of the sudden one of the women confidently approaches the man. With an ounce of cockyness, in a bid to lure away the man, the women asks "So, which one is yours?"
The man replies "I haven't decided yet."
Lex: This is the night I bury Superman!
Henchman: You've finally figured out his weakness?
Lex: Yes, this evening, I'll lure him into this tomb and he'll be incapacitated!
Henchman: How does that work?
Lex: It's his crypt-tonight.
But I can never lure them into my car.
Just kidding of course.. I don't have a license!
Henchman: yeah, lol, heard this one before.
Villian: No really! At sundown, I'm going to lure him into this mausoleum and lock the door, it's his weakness!
Henchman: What are you talking about, that'll never work!
Villian: Of course it will, it's his crypt tonight.
A limerick for ya...
_A prep school had come into view..._
_"Yo Rabbi," a Priest said, "woo-hoo!_
_Let's lure them with toys,_
_And then screw little boys"._
_"Out of what?" - the response of the Jew_
It's the only time of the year that I can lure young children in with candy without using my van.
She was right up his alley.
"Would you like to buy a candy?"
They tried to lure me into their weird pyramid scheme by calling me son. Turns out they were clergymen
But when I dress up as a clown, and lure kids into the sewer with red balloons I get diagnosed as a psychopath.
I've become a master baiter
CAMEMBEEERT!!!
Camembert
(Come-on-bear)
Camembert
A dolph hit lure!
He master...baits... hue hue hue hue hue..
credit to my XBL party earlier and lack of sleep
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