Lure Jokes
23 lure jokes and hilarious lure puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about lure that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Enjoy a laugh about the art of fishing with this collection of witty lure jokes. From funny hooks to tempting camembert jokes, we have a wide selection of humorous fishing-related puns to tickle your funny bone!
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Funniest Lure Short Jokes
Short lure jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The lure humour may include short bait jokes also.
- My girlfriend said she wanted to be treated like a princess So I used her as bait to lure an Italian plumber into my castle
- I've always wanted kids. But I can never lure them into my car.
Just kidding of course.. I don't have a license! - You won't believe how these like-minded high schoolers are luring new student victims! Clique Bait
- I love Halloween... It's the only time of the year that I can lure young children in with candy without using my van.
- A mugger was able to lure a woman very easily behind the building where he always sits... She was right up his alley.
- A former teacher of mine was just arrested for luring a minor shame. That whole time we could have been wingmen.
- Everybody really loves the new "IT" movie. But when I dress up as a clown, and lure kids into the sewer with red balloons I get diagnosed as a psychopath.
- I heard that milk helps babies grow but I don't think it's true I've lured three cartons over mine and all it's done so far is cry
- What did the German fisherman say when he accidentally caught a dolphin? A dolph hit lure!
- How does master chief lure the covenant into his trap? He master...baits... hue hue hue hue hue..
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Lure One Liners
Which lure one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with lure? I can suggest the ones about bait catch and snare.
- After 10 years of attempting to lure wemon I've become a master baiter
- How do fishermen pickup women? All-lure
- I saw a homemade sign for tackle and lures... It was bait
- what do use to lure really big fish? master bait
- What do they call it when websites use misleading titles to lure gay men? Prickbait
Fishing Lure Jokes
Here is a list of funny fishing lure jokes and even better fishing lure puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- What's the worst type of lure to use when fishing in less than 2 feet of water? Clickbait.
Fun-Filled Lure Jokes to Make You and Your Friends Chuckle & Giggle
What funny jokes about lure you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean temptation jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make lure pranks.
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What's the Mummy's plan to destroy Superman?
He's going to lure him into the crypt tonight.
A man sits down at a children's park
A man is sitting down at a bench enjoying some lunch during his lunch break. Overhead he watches children frolick and play. But then he sees a group of women quietly discussing (obviously) him.
Then all of the sudden one of the women confidently approaches the man. With an ounce of cockyness, in a bid to lure away the man, the women asks "So, which one is yours?"
The man replies "I haven't decided yet."
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Today in History class we learned that evil s**... traders used to lure and capture Kalahari bushmen by speaking their language to draw them out in the open.
A terrible, early form of click bait.
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Two fishermen are sitting in a boat indulging in some wordplay.
The first one says, "If I tell you a joke that relies on *casting* the word "rod" in a p**... sense, would you find it *fishy*?"
"Oh," says the second one, "I think I can *tackle* it."
"So... *net-net*, you'd take the *bait*?"
"Oh-h**...! *Hook, line, and sinker*!"
"I don't mean to *lure* you..."
"Ha-ha! Brilliant, old chap! So, let's... *sea*: we've covered fishing tackle, bait, rods... what did we forget?"
"Well, I think we've covered it. After all, the *reel* jokes are in the comments."
Mort Goldman walks into a bar
The bartender says "mort, why are you still here? The rest of your people left days ago for Jerusalem!" "I'm not falling for that trick!" Mort replied "a place so great is sure to be a myth, it's surely just a trick to lure us all away." Mort finished his beer and left. On his walk home mort noticed all of the shops in his neighborhood closed and not a similar face in sight. Becoming concerned he decided to call his brother to see what was going on. Upon calling, his brother assured Mort that Jerusalem did indeed exist and it was better than he had ever imagined. Mort boarded the next flight still skeptical, but determined to see for himself the glory that awaited. When Mort arrived at the airport he was awestruck. He stood silent for minutes before muttering under his breath "I can't believe it, it Israel"
Two hunters with a cunning plan
These two hunters went moose hunting every year without success.
Finally they came up with a cunning plan.
They got themselves a very authentic cow moose costume and learned the mating call of a cow moose.
The plan was to hide in the costume, lure in the bull, then come out of the costume and shoot the bull.
So, they set themselves up on the edge of a clearing, in their costume, and began to give the moose love call.
Before too long their call was answered by bull in the forest.
They called again, the bull answered closer to them.
They called again, the bull answered, and came crashing out of the forest and into the clearing.
As the bulls' pounding hoof beats got closer the guy in front said, "OK, let's get out and get him!"
After a moment, that seemed like an eternity, the guy in the back shouts - "THE ZIPPER IS STUCK, WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO!?!"
The front guy says, "Well, I'm gonna start nibbling grass, but you better start to brace yourself!"
