Lure Jokes

Following is our collection of temptation puns and rods one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Lure jokes for adults, dirty seduction jokes and clean mons dad gags for kids.

The Best Lure Puns

My girlfriend said she wanted to be treated like a princess

So I used her as bait to lure an Italian plumber into my castle

What's the Mummy's plan to destroy Superman?

He's going to lure him into the crypt tonight.

A man sits down at a children's park

A man is sitting down at a bench enjoying some lunch during his lunch break. Overhead he watches children frolick and play. But then he sees a group of women quietly discussing (obviously) him.

Then all of the sudden one of the women confidently approaches the man. With an ounce of cockyness, in a bid to lure away the man, the women asks "So, which one is yours?"

The man replies "I haven't decided yet."

Standing in a graveyard, Lex Luthor and his subordinate are planning Superman's demise

Lex: This is the night I bury Superman!

Henchman: You've finally figured out his weakness?

Lex: Yes, this evening, I'll lure him into this tomb and he'll be incapacitated!

Henchman: How does that work?

Lex: It's his crypt-tonight.

I've always wanted kids.

But I can never lure them into my car.

Just kidding of course.. I don't have a license!


Villian: I'm going to bury superman this evening, bwahahahha!

Henchman: yeah, lol, heard this one before.

Villian: No really! At sundown, I'm going to lure him into this mausoleum and lock the door, it's his weakness!

Henchman: What are you talking about, that'll never work!

Villian: Of course it will, it's his crypt tonight.

A Priest and a Rabbi.

A limerick for ya...

 

_A prep school had come into view..._
_"Yo Rabbi," a Priest said, "woo-hoo!_
_Let's lure them with toys,_
_And then screw little boys"._
_"Out of what?" - the response of the Jew_

I love Halloween...

It's the only time of the year that I can lure young children in with candy without using my van.

A mugger was able to lure a woman very easily behind the building where he always sits...

She was right up his alley.

How do Jewish pedophiles lure in victims?

"Would you like to buy a candy?"

I recently got harassed by some crazy men

They tried to lure me into their weird pyramid scheme by calling me son. Turns out they were clergymen


Everybody really loves the new "IT" movie.

But when I dress up as a clown, and lure kids into the sewer with red balloons I get diagnosed as a psychopath.

After 10 years of attempting to lure wemon

I've become a master baiter

What cheese do you use to lure a bear out of a tree?

CAMEMBEEERT!!!

How do you lure an English bear from his cave with the help of French cheese

Camembert

(Come-on-bear)

How do you lure a British bear out of his cave using French cheese?

Camembert

What did the German fisherman say when he accidentally caught a dolphin?

A dolph hit lure!

How does master chief lure the covenant into his trap?

He master...baits... hue hue hue hue hue..

credit to my XBL party earlier and lack of sleep

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