Lure Jokes
32 lure jokes and hilarious lure puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about lure that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Enjoy a laugh about the art of fishing with this collection of witty lure jokes. From funny hooks to tempting camembert jokes, we have a wide selection of humorous fishing-related puns to tickle your funny bone!
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Funniest Lure Short Jokes
Short lure jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The lure humour may include short bait jokes also.
- My girlfriend said she wanted to be treated like a princess So I used her as bait to lure an Italian plumber into my castle
- What's the Mummy's plan to destroy Superman? He's going to lure him into the crypt tonight.
- I've always wanted kids. But I can never lure them into my car.
Just kidding of course.. I don't have a license! - You won't believe how these like-minded high schoolers are luring new student victims! Clique Bait
- I love Halloween... It's the only time of the year that I can lure young children in with candy without using my van.
- A mugger was able to lure a woman very easily behind the building where he always sits... She was right up his alley.
- I recently got harassed by some crazy men They tried to lure me into their weird pyramid scheme by calling me son. Turns out they were clergymen
- A former teacher of mine was just arrested for luring a minor shame. That whole time we could have been wingmen.
- Everybody really loves the new "IT" movie. But when I dress up as a clown, and lure kids into the sewer with red balloons I get diagnosed as a psychopath.
- How do you lure an English bear from his cave with the help of French cheese Camembert
(Come-on-bear)
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Lure One Liners
Which lure one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with lure? I can suggest the ones about bait catch and snare.
- After 10 years of attempting to lure wemon I've become a master baiter
- How do fishermen pickup women? All-lure
- What do you call someone who is skilled at using lures to catch fish? A master baiter
- What cheese do you use to lure a bear out of a tree? CAMEMBEEERT!!!
- How do you lure a British bear out of his cave using French cheese? Camembert
- What do you call an expert on fishing hooks and lures? A master baiter
- I saw a homemade sign for tackle and lures... It was bait
- what do use to lure really big fish? master bait
- What do they call it when websites use misleading titles to lure gay men? Prickbait
Fishing Lure Jokes
Here is a list of funny fishing lure jokes and even better fishing lure puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- What's the worst type of lure to use when fishing in less than 2 feet of water? Clickbait.
Fun-Filled Lure Jokes to Make You and Your Friends Chuckle & Giggle
What funny jokes about lure you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean temptation jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make lure pranks.
A man sits down at a children's park
A man is sitting down at a bench enjoying some lunch during his lunch break. Overhead he watches children frolick and play. But then he sees a group of women quietly discussing (obviously) him.
Then all of the sudden one of the women confidently approaches the man. With an ounce of cockyness, in a bid to lure away the man, the women asks "So, which one is yours?"
The man replies "I haven't decided yet."
Standing in a graveyard, Lex Luthor and his subordinate are planning Superman's demise
Lex: This is the night I bury Superman!
Henchman: You've finally figured out his weakness?
Lex: Yes, this evening, I'll lure him into this tomb and he'll be incapacitated!
Henchman: How does that work?
Lex: It's his crypt-tonight.
Icefishing
An ice fisher makes a hole in the ice, puts his fishing rod in and suddenly he hears a voice "There are no fish here".
So he moves a bit further away, makes another hold, puts his lure in and hears again "There are no fish here".
He looks up and asks "God? Is that you"
The voice grumbles "No, d**..., I'm the ice rink groundskeeper".
Villian: I'm going to bury superman this evening, bwahahahha!
Henchman: yeah, lol, heard this one before.
Villian: No really! At sundown, I'm going to lure him into this mausoleum and lock the door, it's his weakness!
Henchman: What are you talking about, that'll never work!
Villian: Of course it will, it's his crypt tonight.
Today in History class we learned that evil s**... traders used to lure and capture Kalahari bushmen by speaking their language to draw them out in the open.
A terrible, early form of click bait.
A Priest and a Rabbi.
A limerick for ya...
_A prep school had come into view..._
_"Yo Rabbi," a Priest said, "woo-hoo!_
_Let's lure them with toys,_
_And then screw little boys"._
_"Out of what?" - the response of the Jew_
What did the German fisherman say when he accidentally caught a dolphin?
A dolph hit lure!
How does master chief lure the covenant into his trap?
He master...baits... hue hue hue hue hue..
credit to my XBL party earlier and lack of sleep
What kind of cheese do you lay in front of a cave if you want to lure a bear out of it?
Camembert
Two fishermen are sitting in a boat indulging in some wordplay.
The first one says, "If I tell you a joke that relies on *casting* the word "rod" in a p**... sense, would you find it *fishy*?"
"Oh," says the second one, "I think I can *tackle* it."
"So... *net-net*, you'd take the *bait*?"
"Oh-h**...! *Hook, line, and sinker*!"
"I don't mean to *lure* you..."
"Ha-ha! Brilliant, old chap! So, let's... *sea*: we've covered fishing tackle, bait, rods... what did we forget?"
"Well, I think we've covered it. After all, the *reel* jokes are in the comments."
