The Best 7 Lunge Jokes

Following is our collection of Lunge jokes which are very funny. There are some lunge thrust jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these lunge exercise puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Lunge Jokes and Puns

My favourite exercise

is a cross between a crunch and a lunge... it's called lunch.

9 year old told me this today. My favorite exercise is a mix between a crunch and a lunge...

It's called lunch. Dad, I'm hungry.

What's your stance on sex with midgets?

Mine's a deep lunge

I started taking fencing lessons...

The teacher started yelling fencing terms I didn't understand.

"Lunge!"

"Parry!"

"Reposte"

I stopped and said, "I can't do that, this is my first post and I don't wanna get flamed."

(Ain't much, but at least I tried)

My favorite workout is a mix between a lunge and a crunch,

I call it lunch.


Two philosophers are having a discussion about the morality of swords. To back up their claims, one of them picks up a sword and shouts "The tip of this sword could never pierce your leather vest" and proceeds to lunge the sword into their chest

Coughing up blood, the wounded philosopher weakly replies "That's a good point"

A counterattack after a lunge is called....

A Riposte

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the lunge pushup jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working lunge integrals piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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