Lunchroom Jokes
2 lunchroom jokes and hilarious lunchroom puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about lunchroom that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Find out what jokes your old school lunchroom crew used to tell when you look back at the memories of elementary school. Dive into the classic quips, puns, and riddles that you used to laugh about in the days of the playground.
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Laughable Lunchroom Jokes for Instant Grins & Giggles
What is a good lunchroom joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
Lunch theif
At work, I constantly found my lunch to be missing from the lunchroom fridge. I decided to get back at this thief, so I began making two lunches; one with a very strong laxative, and the other without. I hid my regular lunch towards the back of the fridge, wrote my name on both of these bags. Needless to say, weight gain and terrible diarrhea are bad ways to discover I have Alzheimer's.
A stairway builder was retiring
On his last day the manager held a speech for him in the lunch-room.
"This man has worked here for over 40 years! Just imagine the number of stairs built by you alone! I reckon, on the day you die, you could stack them on top of eachother and reach heaven!"
The retiring builder, a bit red from embaresment, responded quietly:
"Oh, thank you for your kind words, but I have mostly been building basement-stairs..."
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