The Best 9 Lunar Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Lunar jokes. There are some lunar moon jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these lunar space puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Lunar Jokes and Puns

Know your eclipses.

Earth between sun and moon: Lunar eclipse.
Moon between sun and Earth: Solar eclipse.
Sun between moon and Earth: Apoceclypse.

Is it a solar or lunar eclipse where the sun passes in front of the moon?

Neither. That would be the apoca-clipse.

Scientists have found crazed bugs on the moon.

Lunar ticks

What do you call a crazy bug on the moon?

A lunar tick.

The flag planted on the moon is now completely white, since it has been bleached by decades of cosmic radiation...

The US should replace the flag sometime soon, we don't want people to think the French were the first to complete a lunar landing!


They say there are oceans on the moon...

I think that's lunar sea.

What do you say to an old, entitled astronaut?

Ok lunar!

A lunar eclipse is when the earth is between the earth and moon. A solar eclipse is when the moon is between the earth and the sun

Apocalypse is when the sun is between the earth and the moon

What does the lunar eclipse have in common with the baboon?

They both display a red moon.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the lunar tick jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working lunar astronomers piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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