Luna Jokes
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Ridiculous Luna Jokes to Spark Fun and Laughter
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Scientists have recently discovered a new bioluminescent bug that performs a strange dance any time there is a full moon.
They are calling it a Raving Luna Tick.
A lunatic seduced the laundry woman ...
A lunatic seduced the laundry woman to get her keys, and promptly escaped from the asylum.
Next day, the headlines read *Nut Screws Washer and Bolts!*
I told my friends I was a blood s**... insect from the moon
they said I was a luna tick.
Lunatic escapes from an asylum, goes to a launderette where he rapes three women before running off into the woods. Next morning's newspaper headlines read....
# **NUT SCREWS WASHERS AND BOLTS**
Two lunatics planning their escape from the asylum.
A:(Give a task to B) Go see the keeper's position. If he's on the left we flee by the right; If he's on the right we flee by the left.
B: (returns disappointed) impossible to flee!! He's not here.
My wife wanted to name our daughter after something from the heavens ("Sky", "Aurora", "Luna", etc.)
We settled on "Steve"
Me and my twin sister are named Luna and Selena
Our parents are lunatics for naming us that way.
What does the lunar eclipse have in common with the baboon?
They both display a red moon.
A lunar eclipse is when the earth is between the earth and moon. A solar eclipse is when the moon is between the earth and the sun
Apocalypse is when the sun is between the earth and the moon
SD, Luna and 3000 illusions walk into a bar
Thats it, that's the whole joke.
Dota players show yourselves.
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