The Best 10 Luna Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Luna jokes. There are some luna moon jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these luna insightful puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Luna Jokes and Puns

Scientists have recently discovered a new bioluminescent bug that performs a strange dance any time there is a full moon.

They are calling it a Raving Luna Tick.

A lunatic seduced the laundry woman ...

A lunatic seduced the laundry woman to get her keys, and promptly escaped from the asylum.

Next day, the headlines read *Nut Screws Washer and Bolts!*

Lunatic escapes from an asylum, goes to a launderette where he rapes three women before running off into the woods. Next morning's newspaper headlines read....

# **NUT SCREWS WASHERS AND BOLTS**

Luna joke, Lunatic escapes from an asylum, goes to a launderette where he rapes three women before running off

Two lunatics planning their escape from the asylum.

A:(Give a task to B) Go see the keeper's position. If he's on the left we flee by the right; If he's on the right we flee by the left.

B: (returns disappointed) impossible to flee!! He's not here.

My wife wanted to name our daughter after something from the heavens ("Sky", "Aurora", "Luna", etc.)

We settled on "Steve"


A lunar eclipse is when the earth is between the earth and moon. A solar eclipse is when the moon is between the earth and the sun

Apocalypse is when the sun is between the earth and the moon

Me and my twin sister are named Luna and Selena

Our parents are lunatics for naming us that way.

Luna joke, Me and my twin sister are named Luna and Selena

SD, Luna and 3000 illusions walk into a bar

Thats it, that's the whole joke.

Dota players show yourselves.

"My name might not be Luna,

What does the lunar eclipse have in common with the baboon?

They both display a red moon.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the luna vega jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working luna asteroid piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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