The Best 9 Lumpy Jokes
Following is our collection of Lumpy jokes which are very funny. There are some lumpy scratchy jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these lumpy mash puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Funny Lumpy Jokes and Puns
I like my pillow like.....
I like my pillow, like I like my women.
Lumpy, covered in drool, and can take a punch.
What's the difference between a potato and your sister?
Ones is fat, lumpy and full of carbs. The other is a potato.
Heavy carry-on
A businessman was having a tough time lugging his lumpy, oversized travel bag onto the plane. Helped by a flight attendant, he finally managed to stuff it in the overhead bin.
Do you always carry such heavy luggage? she sighed.
No more, the man said. Next time, I'm riding in the bag, and my partner can buy the ticket!
It is an unspoken rule that if a little kid is hiding under a blanket or couch cushions, you are required to comment on how lumpy the blanket is and pretend to sit on it to try and "smooth it out.".....
Screw that, enjoy the peace, leave them there as long as possible. Just get a staple gun and staple the blanket down.
A bartender is serving drinks one night when a farmer comes in asking for a fork.
A while later another farmer comes in asking for another fork. After a little while longer a third farmer comes in asking for a straw.
Perplexed the bartender asks the farmer "why are you asking for a straw the other farmers asked for a fork"
To which the farmer responds "well someone threw up outside and all the lumpy bits are gone"
Heard this when I was a kid and still remember it
Apparently people are using smart phones instead of credit cards now.
I tried this but my cocaine was very lumpy.
What's white, lumpy, and extremely dangerous?
Shark infested mashed potatoes.
There used to be an eighth dwarf..
His name was Lumpy. He died.
My ex is like cottage cheese...
she's lumpy, she tastes bad, and I don't know what she goes well with.
Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the lumpy poop jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.
We suggest to use only working lumpy baggy piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.