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That's how serious I am about mashed potatoes.
Turns out it was her belt buckle.
...and lifts a lump of asphalt onto the bar. He says to the barman, "One for me and one for the road."
and I thought to myself, that's not very mature...
A guy is walking down the street and sees a brown lump ahead. "Is that dog poo?" He thinks to himself.
He approaches it to examine if it is dog poo. "Well it looks like dog poo." He bends down and sniffs it. "Smells like dog poo." He grazes the substance with his finger. "Feels like dog poo." His finger scoops up a part of the poo, and he licks it. "Tastes like dog poo.... Yep, this is dog poo alright."
"Well, good thing I didn't step in it."
They even make the same sound when you drop them.
Carbon Dating.
Bruce Banner
They're hoping Santa will give them a lump of coal.
.. and says "I'll have a shot of whisky and a lump of rotten meat please".
"Are you sure you want rotten meat?"
"Want it? I encyst on it!"
I got to work this morning to find a lump of Plasticine on my desk.
I didn't know what to make of it.
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While I was in the hospital, the surgeons found a large lump in my walletβ¦
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But they got all of it.
...but all I got in my stocking was a lump of coal. :-(
"That's not very mature" I said.
Turns out it was just his knee.
They see some chairs next to a lump of tarmac, and the one goes over to sit when the other grabs him saying:
"Dude, don't sit next to him.. he's a cycle-path"
Two surgeons are conferring in the hospital corridor outside a patient's room...
"We found a large lump in his wallet but I think we got it all."
I ask if it's something serious and he says to me "It seems like it, but you might want to have it checked by a professional."
Because she was eating Adam's apple.
I thought to myself "That's mature!"
That man took his mashed potatoes very seriously, let me tell you.
The barista, about to add the sugar asks, "one lump or two?"
Put a nipple on it.
He left with a lump sum and 30 years back pay.
She got a lump sum check from crime stoppers.
I thought to myself, well that's not very mature.
It was just her kneecap.
Turns out it was just her knee cap
She came to me one evening, very serious. I knew something was going on. She asked, in that tone that instantly puts a lump in your throat, I suspect you've been unfaithful. Do you have a sec to talk?
I wanted her to know she has my full attention, so I replied, I have a lot of secs!
I still can't figure out why she walked out.
That's how serious he is about mashed potato.
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