Lukewarm Jokes
42 lukewarm jokes and hilarious lukewarm puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about lukewarm that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Lukewarm Short Jokes
Short lukewarm jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The lukewarm humour may include short cold shoulder jokes also.
- How Does Leah Like Her Bathwater? Luke-warm
My 9yo came up with this, don't ban me please lol - Having the choice of stealing is like most things I'm lukewarm towards. I can take it or leave it.
- Do you think the Tauntaun from The Empire Strikes Back got cold after Han sliced it open? Or do you think it kept lukewarm?
- What is the average temperature of a Tonton? Lukewarm
- Why was Han Solo suspicious the first time he slept with Princess Leia? She was Luke-warm.
- What do you call a rebel fighter who drowned on Dagobah? Luke-warm.
- Showerthought: My lukewarm beer and my ice cold coffee have the same temperature. Maybe I should stop getting drunk at 9 am.
- What was Han Solo doing when he cut open a Tauntaun? He was trying to get lukewarm.
- How do Skywalkers prefer their bath water? Lukewarm.
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Lukewarm One Liners
Which lukewarm one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with lukewarm? I can suggest the ones about warmer than and keep warm.
- What's the internal temperature of a Ton-ton? Lukewarm
- What do you call Tatooine rain on a hot day? Lukewarm Skywater
- What is the opposite of lukewarm? Leiacold
- What's the temperature in a taun taun? lukewarm
- How does Han Solo like his is Tauntaun steaks? Chewie and Luke-warm
- How does Skywalker prefer his coffee? Lukewarm.
- Whats the temperature inside of a ton-ton? Lukewarm.
- How hot is the core of a Jedi lightsaber? Lukewarm...
- What's the average temperature of tattooine? Lukewarm.
- I'm afraid of lukewarm substances. They fill me with tepidation.
- How does Princess Leia like her showers? Lukewarm.
- Why did Uncle Owen buy a thick white tunic? ... to keep lukewarm at night
- What do you call warm rain? Lukewarm Skywater
- Darth Vader: What is the temperature of my son's lightsaber? Lukewarm.
- What is a Skywalker's preferred temperature? Lukewarm.
I'll show myself out.
Hilarious Fun Lukewarm Jokes That Will Have You Rolling with Laughter
What funny jokes about lukewarm you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean half baked jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make lukewarm pranks.
Wife texts husband on a cold winter morning: "Windows frozen, won't open."
Husband texts back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and then gently tap edges with hammer."
Wife texts back 10 minutes later: "Computer really messed up now."
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I was at my friend's stag party yesterday, when him and his brother handed me a glass full of yellow, lukewarm liquid. "Drink it!" they said giggling. It was only when I smelt it that I realized the prank the b**... were trying to pull...
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Why does Luke Skywalker barely satisfy any lady in bed.
Because he's Lukewarm.
