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Lukewarm Jokes

43 lukewarm jokes and hilarious lukewarm puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about lukewarm that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Funniest Lukewarm Short Jokes

Short lukewarm jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The lukewarm humour may include short warmer jokes also.

  1. Star Wars Trivia: What is the internal Temperature of a TaunTaun? .
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    Luke-Warm
  2. Was watching Star Wars with my daughter. She asked why Luke was climbing inside a Tauntaun, I said to keep warm. She asked how warm is it inside. I replied Lukewarm.
  3. How Does Leah Like Her Bathwater? Luke-warm
    My 9yo came up with this, don't ban me please lol
  4. Frozen... Text Message from Wife:
    Windows frozen. Won't Open.
    Husband:
    Pour lukewarm water on window. Tap gently with hammer to free windows.
    Wife:
    Computer really messed up now. Nothing works.
  5. Having the choice of stealing is like most things I'm lukewarm towards. I can take it or leave it.
  6. What's the temperate inside of a ton-ton? What's the temperature inside of a ton-ton?
    Lukewarm.
  7. Why did Uncle Owen buy a thick white tunic? ... to keep lukewarm at night
  8. What do you call warm rain? Lukewarm Skywater
  9. Darth Vader: What is the temperature of my son's lightsaber? Lukewarm.
  10. What is a Skywalker's preferred temperature? Lukewarm.
    I'll show myself out.

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Lukewarm One Liners

Which lukewarm one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with lukewarm? I can suggest the ones about cold shoulder and keeping warm.

  1. What's the internal temperature of a Ton-ton? Lukewarm
  2. What do you call Tatooine rain on a hot day? Lukewarm Skywater
  3. What is the opposite of lukewarm? Leiacold
  4. How warm is the inside of a Tauntaun? Lukewarm.
  5. What's the temperature in a taun taun? lukewarm
    Credit to my friend James for that.
  6. How does Han Solo like his is Tauntaun steaks? Chewie and Luke-warm
  7. How does Skywalker prefer his coffee? Lukewarm.
  8. Whats the temperature inside of a ton-ton? Lukewarm.
  9. How hot is the core of a Jedi lightsaber? Lukewarm...
  10. How hot is a tauntaun? Lukewarm
  11. What's the average temperature of tattooine? Lukewarm.
  12. How much fat does a TaunTaun have? Just enough to keep lukewarm
  13. I'm afraid of lukewarm substances. They fill me with tepidation.
  14. How does Princess Leia like her showers? Lukewarm.
  15. How does Darth Vader like his bathwater? Lukewarm.

Lukewarm joke, How does Darth Vader like his bathwater?

Hilarious Fun Lukewarm Jokes That Will Have You Rolling with Laughter

What funny jokes about lukewarm you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean warmer than jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make lukewarm pranks.

Wife texts husband on a cold winter morning: "Windows frozen, won't open."

Husband texts back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and then gently tap edges with hammer."
Wife texts back 10 minutes later: "Computer really messed up now."

On a cold winter's morning

Wife texts husband on a cold winter's morning:
"Windows frozen, won't open."
Husband texts back:
"Gently pour some lukewarm water over it."
Wife texts back 5 minutes later:
"Computer is really s**... up now.

On a frosty winter's morning

Wife texts husband on a cold winter's morning:
"Windows frozen, won't open."
Husband texts back:
"Gently pour some lukewarm water over it."
wife writings back 5 minutes after the fact:
"PC is truly spoiled at this point.

I was at my friend's stag party yesterday, when him and his brother handed me a glass full of yellow, lukewarm liquid. "Drink it!" they said giggling. It was only when I smelt it that I realized the prank the b**... were trying to pull...

Budweiser

Lukewarm joke, Darth Vader: What is the temperature of my son's lightsaber?