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  1. Yoda and Luke Skywalker are together in a ship when Luke asks... Luke: are we on track?
    Yoda: off course, we are.
  2. Darth Vader: "Luke, I know what you're getting for Christmas." Luke Skywalker: "How could you possibly know?"
    DV: "I have felt your presents."
  3. What's the difference between Luke Skywalker and a black man? Luke Skywalker eventually finds out who his father is.
  4. I guess you could say Luke Skywalker single-handedly defeated the empire. I told this joke to someone in a dream, and when I woke up I realized it was actually funny.
  5. After Luke Skywalker found out Princess Leia was his sister... He became best friends with hand solo.
  6. Where did Luke Skywalker go shopping between Empire Strikes Back and Return of the Jedi? Second Hand Store
  7. Q: Why does Luke Skywalker always ask for favors?
    A: Because he needs someone to lend a hand.
  8. One day Darth Vadar said to Luke Skywalker I know what you got for your birthday.
    Luke looked at him and said "how do you know that?"
    Darth Vadar replied "I can feel your presents".
  9. An old Jedi master named Ben stole Luke Skywalker's last pastry. Angrily, Luke shouted after him as he ran away, Hey, you Owe Me One Canoli!
  10. How come does Luke Skywalker does not have a girlfriend? He was looking for love in Alderaan places

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  1. What did the stormtrooper say to Luke Skywalker when he saw him? I've missed you so much!
  2. How does Luke Skywalker get through the forest? Ewoks
  3. What did the lunch lady say to Luke Skywalker? *"Use the fork, Luke."*
  4. Jesus thought he was cool when he walked on water until... He met Luke, a Skywalker.
  5. How does Luke Skywalker get around Endor? 'E walks!
  6. Why did Luke Skywalker like his sister? He was looking for love in Alderann places.
  7. Why was Luke Skywalker called the last Jedi ? Because he was the Obi Wan left
  8. my favorite star wars character is luke skywalker hand down
  9. Why did people hate Luke Skywalker's table manners? Because of his bad foe pa.
  10. Why did Luke Skywalker never marry? Because he was busy riding Solo
  11. What do you call a Jedi from Korea? Luke Skywalker, the Choson One.
  12. What did the skywalkers lose Anakin lost Hands
    Luke lost Hand
    Leia lost Han
  13. Why was Luke Skywalker banned from all the local pubs... He used excessive force
  14. What do you call Luke Skywalkers taxes? The Return of the Jedi
  15. How did Luke Skywalker get to Endor? Ewoked

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It's ironic the character's name is Luke Skywalker...

He never walks on any skies, but he does spend the majority of the series "hand solo."

When Luke(Skywalker) fell in love with (Princess) Leia, you could say...

he was looking for love in Alderaan places!

Why was Luke Skywalker convicted of r**... ?

He used the force .

What did Luke Skywalker get for his 16th birthday?

A Toy-Yoda

My girlfriend and I finally decided to try out role-play in the bedroom. I dressed up like Luke Skywalker

And she pretended to be a dead fish.

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Obi Wan Kenobi to Luke Skywalker at a brothel.
May the w**... be with you

Why did Luke Skywalker never really know his father?

Because he was a child of da'force

What were Luke Skywalker's favourite model cars to play with as a kid?


Luke Skywalker and Yoda are on a ride when...

**Luke**: *Are we on the right course, Master Yoda?*.
**Yoda**: *Off course we are*.

Luke Skywalker and Yoda are hopelessly lost on their journey...

Luke: Yoda, we've been walking for hours! Are you sure that we're going the right way?
Yoda: For the tenth time, told you, I have! Off course, we are!

Did you hear about Luke Skywalker getting hit in the Millennium Falcon?...

... He wasn't very wookie.

Why did Luke Skywalker and Princess Leia never get together?

Because Luke was looking for love in Alderaan places!!

Why does Luke Skywalker never have trouble getting laid?

Because he always uses the force.

What would Anakin Skywalker's sith name be, if Luke was black?

Dearth Vader

What did Luke Skywalker say to his sister's bully?

Don't you Leia finger on her

Why was Luke Skywalker late?

He didn't run, ewok-ed.

[Conspiracy Theory] The second Darth Vader slashed off Luke Skywalker's hand, Luke became...

...Hand Solo.

What did Obe Wan say to Skywalker when he was teaching him table manners?

Use the forks Luke.

What car does Luke Skywalker Drive?

a toy-"Yoda"

Why did Luke Skywalker get in trouble for using the Live Long and Prosper sign?

It's because he was accused of cultural appropriation.

I was talking to Luke Skywalker the other day...

And he asked me why 7 was such a scary number
I told him that 789
But Yoda insists
It was 678

Luke Skywalker is secretly the real Han Solo

Cause after the Empire Strikes Back he was actually Hand Solo

Jesus and Peter are only jealous of one person...

Luke, a Skywalker

What kind of credit card does Luke Skywalker use?

A Jedi MasterCard

Did you hear about the thermal conductivity of Skywalker's new prosthetic?

They call him Cool Hand Luke now.

What did Luke Skywalker get after graduation?

His Jedi Master's

Luke Skywalker goes to eat at an Italian restaurant, finishes dinner then orders desert.

Only one canoli.

I work with a guy that bears resemble to Luke Skywalker.

We call him a Luke-a-like.

I work with a guy that reminds me of Luke Skywalker

He only has one hand and hates his dad.

Luke Skywalker went to the Jedi temple

Obi-Wan Kenobi's force ghost materialized and noticed that Master Luke seemed perturbed, and so asked him what the matter was.
Luke replied "Ben, my life outside the Jedi Order is in shambles. It's mainly my marriage. It started off great, but something's changed in recent times. Drastically. We fight all the time, and we never seem to do anything together anymore. I'm starting to think there's someone else here too, like she's cheating on me. Ben, I'm not sure what to do."
Obi-Wan responded "Use divorce, Luke"

My sister is trying to become an impressionist but she's really bad at it.

I asked her to do a Luke Skywalker impersonation and she just said NOOOOOOO THATS IMPOSSIPLE!

Why did Luke Skywalker fade away at the end of the last Jedi?

Because Thanos snapped his fingers.

How do we know Luke Skywalker wasn't circumcised?

He had force kin.

Why didn't Luke Skywalker's marriages ever last?

He wanted to follow Obi-Wan's advice: "Use divorce, Luke"

How does Luke Skywalker clean his pool ? [OC]

With midichlorian

Luke Skywalker and Obi Wan are out at a Chinese restaurant and Luke is really battling trying to use the chopsticks to feed his face. ​

After a while Obi Wan turns to him and says "use the forks luke".

I've been watching the Star Wars movies, and I realized something

It's not that big of a shock that Darth Vader is Luke Skywalker's father.
I mean, they have the same no's.

Why didn't Luke Skywalker want to visit the Death Star?

Because he didn't want death.
(My 5 year old made this joke up and he was very proud of himself. I told him I'd post it here for cheap and easy karma)