Luke Leia Jokes

Funniest Luke Leia Short Jokes

Short luke leia jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The luke leia humour may include short luke skywalker jokes also.

1. Darth Vader always knew what Luke and Leia got him for Christmas, stating: I've felt your presents
2. After Luke Skywalker found out Princess Leia was his sister... He became best friends with hand solo.
3. Why did Luke Skywalker and Princess Leia never get together? Because Luke was looking for love in Alderaan places!!
4. When Luke(Skywalker) fell in love with (Princess) Leia, you could say... he was looking for love in Alderaan places!
5. How do you know that the original Star Wars movie was uncut? Because Luke and Leia are Force Kin.
6. Why was Han Solo suspicious the first time he slept with Princess Leia? She was Luke-warm.
7. Why couldn't Luke, Han, Chewie and Obi Wan find Leia's home planet? They were looking in Alderaan places
8. Wedge set up a date between Leia and Luke after the destruction of the first Death Star He's an X-wingman now.
9. Compare to what Luke and Anakin had lost, Leia is considered lucky At least she still has the D
10. Luke and Leia have more in common than people realise... After all, they both lost a Han'.

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Luke Leia One Liners

Which luke leia one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with luke leia? I can suggest the ones about princess leia and luke father.

1. What did Luke say to Han and Leia when they split up? May divorce be with you.
2. What did Luke say at Han and Leia's wedding? May divorce be with you
3. What did the skywalkers lose Anakin lost Hands
   Luke lost Hand
   Leia lost Han
4. what if princess leia went to the dark side? then she would be luke's sithter
5. What did Luke give Leia when she almost drowned? C3PR.
6. Why could Luke and Leia never be together? They went looking for love in Alderaan places.
7. Why didn't Luke get with Leia? Because he was looking for love in Alderaan places.
8. Luke and Leia walk in to a bar
9. What did Luke Skywalker say to his sister's bully? Don't you Leia finger on her
10. How do you circumcise Luke Skywalker? Kick Princess Leia in the jaw.

Luke Leia Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about luke leia you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean anakin skywalker jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make luke leia pranks.